Holden Morrisey Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye - "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."
Namae, this is waaaaaay too long.
Wow, haven't read that book in forever.So cool.
"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts."
Mark Twain