Despite the disclaimer, I'm sure this is reality :)
http://eatingbees.brokentoys.org/?p=5 (http://eatingbees.brokentoys.org/?p=5)
Ha! I used to sit next to Wayne! His charasima was a 0 alright. Probably due to the lack of bathing. Oh, and the secret draw with the bottle of Jagermeister was in his desk!