Is the most awesome song and video ever.
Lyrics:
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
Video has Jason Alexander, Marsha Brady, Captain Kirk, George Castanza's mom, Chandler Bing, Taylor Swift and Kelly Pickler and others I am sure that I missed. Actors of those characters listed, but I'm to lazy to go look up their names and their most known for those roles anyway.
Seriously, go out and see the video. It will make you laugh.
WAS fun. I've never heard of this guy. Heh. Good music, GREAT song :)
http://www.bradpaisley.com/
>>gasp<< You don't know Brad Paisley!
..., sigh.. I need Hillbilly friends.
*raises her hand*
I'm a hillbilly wannabe does that count?
good enough.
>>issues her a hat, boots, and a drawl<<
*Squeals and hugs her hat and boots*
I always wanted a drawl!
Uh, revoked.
Hillbillies don't squeal.
They "whoop", "hoot", and "hollar". Sometimes "Raise Cain". Never "Squeal". Unless you're in "Deliverance"
<-- Southwest Virginia boy but in no way a Hillbilly.
*cries*
*turns to Wroethgar*
Well??
We'll give her another chance, it's her first day...
if you can't get a hillbilly to squeal ... then you're not doing it right.
*grin*