Heh. I can never resist these. Dante's Inferno Test at http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Now that sounds ideal to me! Imagine chatting over olives and ouzo with such company!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Um. *blushes*
*********************************************
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
***********************************************
Lyrima, I shall be joining you in the second circle of hell. We'll have to grab Cleopatra and Helen of Troy for a party.
~Soleta
:hwt
:angel:
Save a seat for me Boulanni. Looks like I'm joining you on Level 1.
Level 9 - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
Ok, Namae's is just WRONG.
Or you tried to get that level.
Sheesh.
Quote from: Lyrima on July 18, 2007, 09:07:53 PM
Ok, Namae's is just WRONG.
Or you tried to get that level.
Sheesh.
You got me! I knew the lowest level was reserved for traitors, so I answered questions with maximum treachery. I mean, if you're going to go to Hell, why settle for anything less than the deepest darkest pit they have, right? Plus I get to see Brutus and Cassius. They are totally fun guys! They speak in iambic pentameter, did you know that? :buck2:
And..... :BH: Thank you Lyrima for not believing that I'm a dirty filthy traitor to my cause. I'm just drawn to celebrity, that's all. :angel:
I'm in Dis as well (but only because I'm a bigger disbeliever than I am a few other things that scored high :P)
QuoteI'm just drawn to celebrity, that's all. :angel:
Yah well. Guessin' we all know what Soleta and I are drawn to.
*high fives Soleta*
Ha!
Yep, level two for me as well
I know what question got Syll...the one about treachery against your country...thing is...do you say yes if it would be treachery in the eyes of those in power...or do you consider them traitors and you acting to preserve the actual concepts the nation was based on...kinda changes the answers a bit ya? Letter of the law or spirit?
/shrug
I've been banished to the second level also.
heh no surprise there.
At least I'm in good company.
Orgy anyone? :hwt
Gawd... I'm not that violent... I was hoping to end up in the 2nd level, instead I'm in the 7th.... And I'm all alone there! Not even dead celebrities are mentioned! *pout*
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.