I ran across this the other day on Reddit...It's The Big Lebowski as if written by William Shakespeare.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/40270058/Two-Gentlemen-of-Lebowski-by-Adam-Bertocci (http://www.scribd.com/doc/40270058/Two-Gentlemen-of-Lebowski-by-Adam-Bertocci)
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