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Title: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: PinkRose on January 14, 2013, 08:36:38 PM
So for those that HAVE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS, maybe try watching them in this order:

http://static.nomachetejuggling.com/machete_order.html

Tl;Dr: Episode IV, V, II, III, VI. Skip I.

I think it makes perfect sense and he has some good arguments.
Thoughts?
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: Corsair on January 14, 2013, 09:06:11 PM
Actually, this isn't a bad layout for enjoying the Star Wars saga in my opinion.

You avoid the rather unfortunate casting for young Anakin, the worst of Jar-Jar, and perhaps most importantly, the bit where the elegance of the force is rather buggered up by becoming a parasitic symbiosis.

Qui-Gon is good though. And you miss out on some excellent saber dueling. Darth Maul is a good thing. Or is that a bad thing, but in a good way?
???



Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: PinkRose on January 14, 2013, 09:58:30 PM
As the article points out, you can watch Ep.I after the Quinology. As part of the "Extended Universe" like the Clone Wars cartoon.
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: Mixxi on January 15, 2013, 11:03:42 PM
Temus and I had a long discussion about this a few months back. While I agree with much of it, I would hate to miss QuiGon.
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: Talon on January 15, 2013, 11:48:16 PM
QuoteSo for those that HAVE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS, maybe try watching them in this order:

What?! That... That's absurd. Who would never have seen Star Wars. *shifty eyes*

I've watched IV so I'm well on the way to following this guide to watching. Thanks for the tip. Though I was originally planning to avoid I, II and III altogether.
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: PinkRose on January 16, 2013, 01:31:05 AM
There's some good back story stuff in 2 & 3.
And some great light saber battles as well.
I really think this guy is on to something. Since I don't know ANYONE ELSE who has NOT WATCHED Star Wars, you should give this order a try and tell us what you think.
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: Corsair on January 16, 2013, 09:51:58 PM
Talon = Pinky's lab rat subject.    :o
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: Talon on January 16, 2013, 10:37:06 PM
Quote from: Corsair on January 16, 2013, 09:51:58 PM
Talon = Pinky's lab rat subject.    :o
Preferrable to being Wiffle's.

I actually, deliberately, held off on watching the Star Wars movies for my entire life out of consideration for Pinkie. Now we can apply untainted scientific method to the viewing order.
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: PinkRose on January 17, 2013, 04:48:44 PM
Talon, did you just ask me what untainted scientific method we were going to do tonight?
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: Jasyn on January 17, 2013, 07:32:25 PM
Isn't it just going to be the same untainted scientific method you do every night, Pinky?

(narf!)
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: PinkRose on January 18, 2013, 02:39:29 PM
Thank you, Jasyn, for playing along.
Title: Re: Machete Order for Star Wars Viewing
Post by: Namae Nai on January 18, 2013, 07:08:33 PM
... and I could swear that I heard your scientific progress go 'boink.' (http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/01/10)