As per a conversation in guild chat about parrots I said I would link the following comic. It's especially for those who have or have had birds as pets.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump)
That is an amazing comic and read.
I wish I had that talent for storytelling
NO THANK YOU!
A parrot smarter than me is not something I want in my house.
Alive or Undead.