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Title: letters to mother
Post by: tanare on June 09, 2018, 01:04:14 PM

hi it's me your mighty and tough (and cute) ranger daughter tanare, doing this writey thingy so you don't get like worried and stuff about me as I go out and save everyone from the meanies. so today I ran into that kitty rider person Grimmy that I told you about before. the druidy person. and he had his friend the chanty person who didn't say much. but if they didn't say much can they be a chanty person because they should be like chantying and stuff? 

anyways Grimmy told me about these mean skeley guys in this dungeony place next to where the scaley peoples lived. I want to vist them one day but peoples tell me they're like mean and stuff if you're not a scaley person and I don't want to ruin my skin by putting scales on it. besides what if I put the wrong kind of scales on? I wouldn't match! but I thought maybe if I kill the mean skeles then maybe they would like me more?

but we went there- some place called knee-sore-a. I bet they called it that because there's like all kinds of pits everywhere and you keep falling into them and the landings can hurt your knees if you're not mighty and tough like a ranger. and there were lots of mean skele guys but they were like tough too so I like knew it would be tough and stuff for me to save grimmy and the not chatty chanty person.

they REALLY didn;t like Grimmy, he would like leave the room and stuff and then they would chase him back like right away and try to splattify him. they probably didn;t like his hair or something. so of course i had to like save him and stuff cause chanty person just like sat there and watched- i think they just read a book the whole time.  so i would like fight them all off to save him and then he would go out again and keep getting chased back. i think he was trying to find the way out or something but i don;t think he ever made it because the mean skele guys and ghosty thingies kept chasing him back. at least they didn;t like get blood on my new outfit and new shoes i found there because they don;t like have blood and stuff cause they're all dead and stuff.

there were a lot of them too but they were no match for me and my mighty ranger magics. i brought all kinds of books to study in between the fights so i learned all kinds of new spell thingies like fast like puppy, stingy buggies- I need to practice that one it kept going all fizzly and stuff,  spikey magic shield, boomy arrow, oh and healy, cause rangers are mighty and tough healy peoples you know and lots of other ones too. did i mention i found new shoes just my size there too? they even matched my new top.

but then, like you always told me, a young ranger needs to like get her rest and stuff and it was almost past my bedtime so i asked grimmy to take me home so i could get my 8 hours of beauty sleep after a proper hour long bath and hair washing. but don;t worry i foraged along the way so i didn;t get hungry.

of course grimmy was like all impressed and stuff by my mightiness so he like wanted to take me some place us to save him from getting splatified by more thingies but i had to say no nicely and stuff. cause proper rest is important.

but i think maybe soon like i can go visit big sis in the place of growy things if i keep practicing. okays time to get to bed now. bye mother.

Love your mighty and tough and cute daughter,
Title: Re: letters to mother
Post by: tanare on June 15, 2018, 10:03:31 AM

hi it's me your mighty and tough and cute ranger daughter Tanare doing the writey thingy again. Anyways, I did a good thingy today. Remember my friend Anyae who is like the bestest shopper I know? well I found out today she's being bullied by one of the Nerryak peoples who keeps taking all her shopping money. Anyae didn't know why she kept getting picked on all the time so I told her the story you used to tell me about those peoples when I was littler. it was a good story so i'm going to like wirte it here and stuff so you can let me know if I forgt any stuff.

Anyways in the beginning there were the cute elfies and the snobby elfs and even though they were like snobby and stuff we all liked each other. I think they were afraid of heights that why they didn't live in the tree cities like we do. Anyways one day that mean Innyyuck showed up. And he called himself that because he hated inny belly buttons and thought they were yucky so he kept getting mad when he saw all us elfies with inny belly buttons.

One day he kidnapped (that was mean of him) lots of elfies with inny belly buttons and locked them up in his underground city of Nerryak where he pulled their belly buttons out to make them outies! Then he like put a curse on them so they all got this icky purple rash all over their skins and no matter how much they washed, they couldn't get rid of it. Even healy peoples couldn't fix it! But then big sis showed up and told Innyuck that he couldn't keep stealing the elfies anymiores and wanted them back. Innyyuck saw big sis's cute inny belly button and rand away.

Then Innyyuck told the prisoners that he would let them go but that everyone would hate them now thanks to him and someday there would be no more inny belly buttons. They didn't believe him so they snuck out one day and went to the snobby elfs for help. But the snobby elfs thought they looked funny and made fun of them even though the cute elfies thought they were being mean about and tried to make some ointments for them.

Anyways the purple rash elvies were all sad and stuff and started to cry so the snobby elfs started calling them the Tear-dal because they always cried. That made the tear-dal mad and grumpy because even some of the cute elfies thought that was funny too, so they all went back to nerryak and hid underground so no one would make fun of their purple rash anymore. But they didn't like living underground like a dwarf so they were even grumpier when no one wanted to let them stay with them and got all mean and stuff to everybodies!

Anyae was only a half-elfy that lived with her human mother so she didn't know all this important history of the elfies so she was happy that i like told her and stuff. we went shopping after and the bully tear-dal didn;t show up so we bought some stuff. i found this new comb i think you'll like so if the singy peoples that brought you this letter didn;t steal it let me know if you like it or not.

your mighty and tough and cute daughter


oooh after the end of the letter thingy!- i've been practing my mighty magics because i was too busy saving grimmy before to keep up with my lessons. the swarm of buggies spell is still tough- they keep flying everywhere except where i want them too. my healies are getting good though!
Title: Re: letters to mother
Post by: Jasyn on June 15, 2018, 03:41:58 PM
(( O M G.  I thought I died at Innyyuck, but then I died again at the icky purple rash inny and outie belly button part of the story, and just when I thought I was done dying, I died one more time when Tanare recounted how the Teir'dal got their name.  SO flarkin' good.

Rez plz thx. ))  :2funny:
Title: Re: letters to mother
Post by: Kalese on June 16, 2018, 10:04:42 AM
hahahaha, I can't wait till Tan tells Jalese this story.. Jal will blow a gasket.
Title: Re: letters to mother
Post by: tanare on June 19, 2018, 08:07:03 AM

hi it's me your mighty and tough and cute ranger daughter Tanare doing the writey thingy again today. Today I went out to try to save Grimmy again and some of his friends. I think they were bad at directions though because they kept getting lost all the time. First we met up with a healy halfling and a tear-dal named stinkia or something like that. anyways I offered her some of my new ointment for her rash but she liked ignored me and everything. Then we came to the lake because they were like a totally secret city of skele guys and ghosts at the bottom. I guess they couldn't swim when the city sank.

anyways I went ot use my new underwater breathy spell but the instructions didn't tell me I needed to find fish scales for it! so grimy had to do it for me. I was going to be like all proud and stuff when I showed him I could do it all by myself but then I couldn't. Then I guess you were right that I should have taken more swimming lessons when I was littler because I was like real slow and everyone had to keep waiting for me. then Grimmy started doing this goofy dance and splattied himself. the healy person told me hwe made sure everyone else could breath ok but he forgot to do it for himself. that was silly of him wasn't it? anyways the healy person fixed him and we were all set to go.

so we like snuck past a bunch of mean gobbies and climbed up to this little room where grimmy's other friend Iskary was waiting for us. she's a snobby elf and REAL tall, but she was nice to me even though she made me promise that I wouldn't get the skeley guys too mad at my mighty and toughness that they would try to splattify me. Stinkia disappeared, I thought maybe she went to try on the ointment but it was still sitting on the ground where I left it for her. Anyways a boomy wizard friend of grimmy's was there and we started fighting the meanies. My swarming buggies kept flying to all the wrong places still but by the end they actually started going where I told them too! yay!

so we fought lots of them and then I turned around and the boomy wizard was gone but a HUGE trolly person was there instead- Grimmy knows lots of strange peoples I think. she had lots of nice buffies to make me even mightier and tougher so it was like hard and stuff to do what Iskary wanted. But then the poor trolly person started shrinking, probably from having to swin through all that water like that time I washed my favorite shirt too many times and it got too small for me to wear anymores. Then she poofied too. I hope I didn't like step on her when she got to super tiny size...

anyways, Grimmy was busy and couldn't always healy Iskary when two of the meanies tried fighting her so I used my mighty and tough ranger healies to keep her alive, well except for all the ones when I messed up the words and it didn't work, and the time I sneezed hallway through, and the time a rock fell outside and made a loud noise. but they mostly worked and iskary lived and was like all happy and stuff at my mighty healy powers. I had a headache after though... Then when all the bad things were dead Grimmy finally noticed we were fighting and fixed her all up again.

Then Stinkia finally showed back up and I offered her the ointment she forgot last time but she just looked at me funny and didn't take it. I think that was mean of her. But then I felt bad iskary… hmm I just had a thought! maybe she's realted to those mean scaley iskary peoples in the lizard place where my big little niece got caught because they liked her hair so much that they wanted to be sure they could see it every day since they couldn't like grow any of their own.

Anyways so i was like feeling bad that Iskary had to have the mean skeles attacking her all the time so, since i learned new mighty ranger magics while we were there i tried my new boomy lightening spell on my weapon and super attacky spell on the other one and my new extra-boomy arrow spell and boomies were everywhere. that got them mad and they tried to splattify me but since i'm a mighty and tough ranger it didn't hurt much at all and they got splattified instead. Stinkia didn;t want them hitting her too much though. i bet her rash was extra itchy that day so she didn;t want her armor or blood to run all over it and make it itchier.

Then finally there was like no more stuff to kill but i found lots of nice things that i sold for lots of money and can go shopping again with Anyae tomorrow. i hope the tear-dal didn;t bother her +since the last time i saw her. maybe i could bring her home with me one day so you could meet her! she'd like that.

OK's writing is tiring so i'm gonna like go take a nap now. hope the singy peoples get this to you soon.

your mighty and tough and cute daughter


Title: Re: letters to mother
Post by: tanare on July 02, 2018, 05:44:51 AM

hi it's me your mighty and tough and cute ranger daughter Tanare doing the writey thingy today. I have like lots of thingies to talk about and stuff.  First I heard about these mean gianty peoples that were bothering to poor dwarfies that had those fun ice slides built into their city I told you about before. I bet the giants were mad because they're like too fat and kept braking the ice so they couldn't use the slides so they blamed the poor dwarfies about it. So anyways I had to like teach them a lesson and stuff. They even were mean to their puppies so they didn't even like ME! I thought all puppies liked me...

but anyways so I beat them up and stuff but they were still mean and everything but the dwarfies liked it so I kept trying. my buggies kept flyng all over the place though when I tried to use them still. buggies seem stupid I think, they don't listen AT ALL. I mean I like point at a giant over here, and they all fly off verthere to land in a tree and watch instead.

but then I found the bestest peoples in that veskary place again later on in the week. we had THREE mighty and tough rangers fighting together. I felt bad for the meanies that lived there, even though they were like dead already that would get even deader and stuff. one of them was Galeny and the other was East, or west, some direction thingy. but anyways we were like splatifying everything so fast like the poor healy peoples were like so bored and stuff that she decided to start bashing the meanies too. druidy peoples don't fight bestest like you know mother, since you're like a druidy person too. and there was this snobby elf person too but he was bored and read his book the whole time I think. it must have been a good book because even with all the flightiness going around he didn't lose his place once! there was a little halfling there too so I had to like keep him safe and stuff.

my buggies STILL wouldn't listen to me and it was like making me mad that all the other rangers buggies went where they told them to but mine wouldn't. I kept getting headaches trying to get them to listen. my boomy spells hit the walls a lot too. I ned to do like more magic thiniges so maybe they will listen better. I did find another one of those limited edition belts from the goblinware catalog I told you I found last time, but it made my toes look fat so I had to sell it. but don't worry mother since they are limited edition I got lots of coin thingies, platinum ones, not the copper ones like you taught me when I was little.

but by the time we left I finally figured out how to be a great healy person now so I like can't wait to try it out to save peoples. now if only the buggies would listen. Grimmy did tell me I might be able to play with the other peoples pretty soon and I heard there even had some of those poor purple rashed tear-dals over there so i'm working on a new ointment that can cure them and stuff. oooh I also started learning how to make arrows but for some reason the feathery part won't attach to the point of the arrow. and I had lots of sticks lying round on the ground after too. but don't worry or nuthin' i'll like figure it out and stuff.

I think I can go visit big sis pretty soon too I bet. she'll be like all excited and stuff I bet when I go visit her! well I guess that's all for now mother. I have to practice my arrows some more, or maybe go fishing. fishes taste yummy.

your mighty and tough and cute daughter


thingy you put after you finish the letter because you like forgot something- how come Firiona has a city named after her? i'm her aunty, well ok half aunty since you told me big sis has a different daddy than me, and how come you never told me which half of her i'm related to? the top half, bottom ghalf, front half, back half or like pieces like the head and feet but not the belly or arms? it's like confusing and stuff. but anyways I should get one too!
Title: Re: letters to mother
Post by: tanare on July 11, 2018, 05:17:12 AM

hi it's me your mighty and tough and cute ranger daughter Tanare doing the writey thingy today. so I was helping the ice dwarfies make their new slides in the ice city place an the mean gianty peoples came back so I had to like beat them up again. They made their puppies meaner so I had to like hit them in the face with a rolled up copy of the 'norrathian times' to get them like trained better but then they ran off which wasn't nice.

Anyways the gianty peoples were ll talking about their leader guy who hung around in the icy wastes away from the ice city. probably cause he was like scared of the dwarfies and hiding so he sent all his other gianty peoples in instead of them. so I had to like find him to teach him some manners and stuff. THEN I found out the mean gianty peoples had a WHOLE city of mean gianty peoples out there too so i'll have to like visit them and tell them how bad they're being. the bestest part is that it's supposed to be on the way to go visit big sis since i'm like old enough now so I can like kill two stones with one birdie!

but anyways I followed his big footprintswhich were like way different from the other gianty footprints and finally found him. so I like shot him with an arrow and snareyified him so he couldn't chase me. I set him on fire, and shot more arrows and even my buggies went where I told them! he was like all mad and stuff and kept trying to chase me but with puppy speed and being a kitty rider I like was way faster than him.

ooooh that reminds me. I like met a kitty person, her name is basty. but she seems a little strange. when I went to rub her belly like you should to all kitties, she got like mad and stuff. AND she didn't even like being called a kitty and said she was a vasher or something like that. but that like didn't make sense because she looked like a kitty. then she said I could call her a moon cat. but cats are just big kitties so I dunno why I couldn't just call her a kitty. but I guess if she's from the moon than she would have to be a kitty person cause kitties always land on their feet and I bet if not kitty people tried jumping off the moon to land here on norrath they would be splatified when they landed because they like wouldn't know how to land right. well unless they are monky peoples I guess, they like fall off stuff all the time, but why are they called monkys if the only ones I see look like human peoples? someone said the lizard peoples that bothered little big niece before can be monkys too even though they're like lizards and stuff.but anyways I called her basty the now and she seems ok. Oh and she's a singy person too like meledy singy person was from way before.

Anyways, the mean gianty leader was all getting mad  that he couldn't catch me so he called one of his friends to help and he started chasing me too! the buggies stopped listening to me and he kept missing my snarey thingies I set up for him so they kept like hitting me. I was starting to get a headache so I made a new thorny shield so they would hurt their hands when they punched me but then I had to run cause it was like two of them and one of me so I could go healyify myself. then the one snarey broke and I had to make another one. I ran out of arrows and had to use the ones I just made- making arrows is like expensive, the gianty peoples should know this so they wouldn't like make me use so many of them up trying to fight them. FINALLY the leadery guy was like tired from chasing me around so much and keeled over dead and stuff so I laughed because he was like out of shape and stuff and couldn't run lots cause he wasn't a mighty and tough ranger or nothin. Then I splattified the other gianty but had like a HUGE headache so I went somewhere to rest.

But then a mean kitty attacked me. I think Innyyuck made it. because it had a cute lion face but was real mean because Innyyuck ripped off it's tail and put a big scorpion tail on it. i bet he used the lion tail to tie it together. you know like those mean scary dridery thingies you told me about when i was little about how, even after Innyyuck pulled out all the tear-dal belly buttons so they would be outies, some of them still managed to drop the babies inside their mommy's bellies though the outy belly button after they had been foraged and some of those babies turned out to have inny belly buttons. So Innyyuck got mad and found some big spiders and ripped their heads off and stuffied the tear-dal who had innie belly buttoned babies inside them and used the spider web to tie them together so they couldn;t have any more babies because he stuck them so far inside their belly buttons wouldn;t show anymore to stop them from having more babies. that's why no one has ever seen a baby dridery thingy. that was mean.

anyways i splatified the poor scorpion kitty and i bet it was happy it didn;t have to look at that icky tail anymore. then i had to go home and rest because all the gianty peoples were tyring to find their leader and i'd never get a chance to cure my headache with all of them running around.

so maybe next time i can show you some pictures of me and big sis at her garden and stuff. but now i'm like tired and stuff so i'll give this to the singy person...OOOOOOH maybe i can have Basty deliver it to you next time if i can find her. then you could like meet her and stuff too.

Your mighty and tough and cute daughter,