Ogre Poetry, or, Who Let the Fae Drink?

[Anaris]

((The following is a snipet I found while cleaning my logs out  It's of a silly Norrathian night that I don't know why we never shared with you before.  It was on a saturday night, Njorn, Oozag, and Anaris had been hunting somewhere late at night.  Sometime in the late night everyone had logged except us three, so we decided to put the silly night theme and channel to good use...  What resulted from that eve was a poetry session of sorts.  I've cleaned up most of the OOC stuff in silly channel but had to leave a little of it in, for context.  Who says Ogres can't write poetry?!!  Disclaimer:  Some of us just might have been typing under the influence...  Enjoy.))


Sat Jan 10 00:02:56 2009] Fnord says to the guild, "AHOY!"
Sat Jan 10 00:03:06 2009] You say to the guild, "Fnord is here?"
Sat Jan 10 00:03:17 2009] You say to the guild, "<quickly fixers her hair and tidies up her robe>"
Sat Jan 10 00:03:42 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "*looks strangely at Anaris*"
Sat Jan 10 00:03:45 2009] Fnord says to the guild, "What is that lovely music I hear? Ach, tis only the dulcette tones of the lovely Lady Anaris!"
Sat Jan 10 00:04:30 2009] You say to the guild, "<smiles and blushes>  Oh Fnord darling!  I didn't know you were around....."
Sat Jan 10 00:08:21 2009] Fnord says to the guild, "Ohh, I be falling asleep on me feet. Time to fill up me ale tankard and head to bed. G'night all!"
Sat Jan 10 00:08:29 2009] You say to the guild, "<sighs>"
Sat Jan 10 00:08:38 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sat Jan 10 00:08:43 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "Or mebbe drain it an sleep ya!"
Sat Jan 10 00:08:52 2009] You say to the guild, "Goodnight Fnord darling, rest well!  <hands Fnord her handkerchief>"
Sat Jan 10 00:08:54 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "*needs to let looose on the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*"
Sat Jan 10 00:09:15 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Fnord! Oh heart of perilous wandering! Good night fair moon!!!"
Sat Jan 10 00:10:09 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Sleep in solemn solemnity and dream of dreams past handling Fnord! Light! Lark! Sparrow of solo calling!"
Sat Jan 10 00:10:10 2009] Fnord says to the guild, "Nice set a lungs there Gnatchaser!"
Sat Jan 10 00:10:29 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "*scratches*"
Sat Jan 10 00:10:55 2009] You say to the guild, "<ponders Njorn's song>"

Sat Jan 10 00:10:58 2009] Oozag tells sillynight (3), "Uhhh did Fnord just accuse Njorn of having a nice rack?"
Sat Jan 10 00:11:13 2009] Njorn tells sillynight (3), "Fluff for others comes easier than fluff on my self...I get self concious or something. I think as a kid I lied too often about my family and now I proatively avoid lying...and end up being afraid of the fluff!"

Sat Jan 10 00:12:30 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "May dreams of ronoxotic epitaphs ring in her new year!"
Sat Jan 10 00:12:49 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "Whut ya ringin in her new ear fer?"
Sat Jan 10 00:12:52 2009] You say to the guild, "<eyes njorn>  Are you reciting poetry?"
Sat Jan 10 00:13:08 2009] You say to the guild, "Why are you ringing n her ear??"
Sat Jan 10 00:13:12 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Just what pops into my head!"
Sat Jan 10 00:13:14 2009] You say to the guild, "<laughs>"
Sat Jan 10 00:13:32 2009] You say to the guild, "Let us play a game!  the three of us!"
Sat Jan 10 00:13:38 2009] You say to the guild, "Since we are the only ones...."
Sat Jan 10 00:14:03 2009] You say to the guild, "One metaphor each, Njorn goes first, i folllow, Oozag ends."
Sat Jan 10 00:15:04 2009] You say to the guild, "We have to follow the same theme starting with whatever Njorn ordains.  We go first with metaphors, then with similes, then with another metaphor, then end with a haiku....no planning involved, be spontaneous! Njorn, GO!"
Sat Jan 10 00:15:20 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Gateways in sleep in which to roam the worlds!"
Sat Jan 10 00:15:26 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "Oh god....performance anxiety!"
Sat Jan 10 00:15:48 2009] You say to the guild, "The worlds entwined in solitary notes!"
Sat Jan 10 00:16:21 2009] You say to the guild, "<pokes Oozag>"
Sat Jan 10 00:16:39 2009] Anaris wonders why Njorn is in the water.
Sat Jan 10 00:16:51 2009] Njorn wonders the same thing.
Sat Jan 10 00:17:04 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "ummm"
Sat Jan 10 00:17:12 2009] Njorn says, "How did I end up there!"
Sat Jan 10 00:18:17 2009] You say, "I know!"
Sat Jan 10 00:18:18 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "Da memorees of dyin breth...floatin in me swill"
Sat Jan 10 00:18:30 2009] Njorn says, "My chair only tilts so far!"
Sat Jan 10 00:18:45 2009] You say, "your turn njorn!  simile this time!"

Sat Jan 10 00:18:56 2009] Oozag tells sillynight (3), "connecting such thought to Ogre...not clicking. :-p"

Sat Jan 10 00:19:12 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Swill is like as a will! unto the departed soul!"
Sat Jan 10 00:19:49 2009] You say to the guild, "The departed soul is like a fickle Griffon finding its way to the Steppes in anguish!"

Sat Jan 10 00:20:28 2009] Njorn tells sillynight (3), "Vodka, Lemoncello, and triplesec do not allow such distinguished bedfellows to lay fallow!"

Sat Jan 10 00:20:34 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "Anguish is as the happy little girl, blowing the dandelion seeds away."
Sat Jan 10 00:21:07 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "While the Lion seaps! In nosegays!"

Sat Jan 10 00:22:12 2009] Njorn tells sillynight (3), "I have lost it. I think the alcohol has hit my majoris procesorisa! Inculabating my oblongatazoris process!"
Sat Jan 10 00:22:14 2009] Oozag tells sillynight (3), "Not Ogre enough... I should've tried..."Da notez of me dyin breth...is floatin in me swill". maybe...."

Sat Jan 10 00:22:27 2009] You say to the guild, "Gay and free, sweeping winds envelop the horizon of Maj'Dul!"
Sat Jan 10 00:23:14 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Envelop the tortured swine of limitless Keletheinian crimes!"
Sat Jan 10 00:24:23 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Seriously., surety of metacarpal felange response was disputable at best when considering my personal typing duress!"
Sat Jan 10 00:24:42 2009] You say to the guild, "Crimes of passion, unto the lover's Neriak-bound heart with pierced trepidation doth pain!"
Sat Jan 10 00:24:46 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "Da burnin feelin, in me throat an me bellee, da swill flowz"
Sat Jan 10 00:25:19 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Intertwined on naked vine the swill be swelkl and interswelled!"
Sat Jan 10 00:25:41 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Swell and interdwelled!"
Sat Jan 10 00:26:14 2009] You say to the guild, "And interswelled like tears from an Oakmyst dryad did the eternal bloom of youth fail to intercede against the tempestuous impending death!
Sat Jan 10 00:27:39 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "yet ev'n in death's facing, youth's bloom remains defiently ignorant"

Sat Jan 10 00:27:55 2009] Njorn tells sillynight (3), "Oozag Thy bossom swells with the divine!"
Sat Jan 10 00:28:04 2009] You tell sillynight (3), "wrong channel haha"
Sat Jan 10 00:28:11 2009] Oozag tells sillynight (3), "And here I thought that was just a rash...."

Sat Jan 10 00:28:49 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Clueless like a beatle, upon the poisonous sprays new gable! For trees to protect! As homes do rest!"
Sat Jan 10 00:29:58 2009] You say to the guild, "And rest is for the fortunate!  For it is written in the Halasian scriptures that fear is like a tree withering in the snow.  And thus the hailstorm brings forth comfort!"
Sat Jan 10 00:31:24 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "An dat hailin, whut makes da sleepin eezy wif it's unendin poundin on da rooftopz, sendz ta dreemin soulz on ta da next sunrizin...."
Sat Jan 10 00:32:30 2009] Njorn says to the guild, "Sun like an oaken mask, alight and fiery and with dreamlit eyes!!!"
Sat Jan 10 00:33:22 2009] You say to the guild, "Fiery like the soul of an Ayr'dal druidesss attempting her first portal into the realms of Tunare!  "
Sat Jan 10 00:33:52 2009] Oozag says to the guild, "My friends....yer drunk!"


The rest of the log is, I am afraid, classified...  *grin*

[Jezerai]

Oh thank you for that, Anaris!  What near wonderful linguistic leaps!  Oh, how I miss Njorn and Oozag!  And yes, I know Oozag has made a cameo appearance here and there, but I still miss him.

[Lyrima]

Wow!

I had no idea...

[Namae Nai]

Fun!

I suppose we should all be glad ya didn't get to the Ogre limerick stage of inebriation. 

[Corsair]

Der wunz wuzza Ogre frum Nantuket....

[Anaris]

 

Sorry, but nothing beats Oozag saying:   "Da burnin feelin, in me throat an me bellee, da swill flowz"

The best part was having Njorn reach a point where he completely forgot what channel to be "poetic" in, so he was going off both in OOC and IC...  Awesome...