OMG New Moon! Meow! Purrrr! Rawwwr!

[Anaris]

So I went to see New Moon, the second installmen of the Twilight saga.  It's alright, they didn't butcher this book as much as they did the first.   And this was my favorite book of the four so I was really hoping the movie didn't disappoint me too much.  What it may have lacked in content, it more than made up in sexy bare chests and pretty visuals... 

When the movie started, all the girls in the theater started screaming... When Edward made his first appearance (slow-motion wind-blowing school parking lot scene as he walks toward Bella) everyone went wild again... But when Jacob first took his shirt off to show off those pecs (those abs, all that tanned goodness!! OMG!) there was a collective sigh from everyone in the theater...and I mean everyone, pretty sure the dudes sighed too (hello, San Francisco!)... Oh my goodness!  It hurt to watch him!  I forgot about the rest of the movie and just gawked at Jacob and the other werewolves....  It was worth watching just for him.... Nothing's looked that good on the screen since Denzel Washington in Ricochet....(Ok and Brad Pitt in Fight Club....and, Brandon Lee in The Crow....) /blush

This is my new wallpaper:  Jacob's hawtness

And yes, I feel like a dirty perv, as he's what, only 17?  le sigh....   

Would I recommend this movie to someone?  Not unless they're a fan...  You can always gawk at Taylor Lautner's pictures online...like me...creepy...I know. 8(

[Askari]

I certainly can't fault you. I have the same reaction every time Megan Fox bends over a vehicle in a Transformers movie, "OMG! Look at that beautiful...long, dark hair!" <squeal>

[Anaris]

I, too, have the same reaction over Megan Fox.  She's my girl-crush.  /nod

[Namae Nai]

Someone remarked to me that Jacob is essentially opposite-gender Slave Leia. 

[Eninziel]

SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD.

By the way, for future reference, the acceptable lust/sexual partner formula is:

(A / T) + 7

A = Your age. T = Target's age. Your cutoff is 22.

EDIT - It's actually (A / 2) + 7, it was pointed out below.

[Anaris]

Jerk.  And btw, I land at 8:30pm.  Sorry to cut it so close to your awesome Christmas even bonding time with the Martinez clan et al.  I know how much it means to you.  Yeah.

[Corsair]

So.... if I have this right, A = Ana's age. T=age of young werewolf hawtness - AKA Jacob. And A divided by T + 7 years is the lowest age appropriate for A to feel okay about lusting after. And finally, Ana's cut off target age for not proving herself a dirty perv is 22. So that measn that A/T has to equal 15, since 15+7 = 22, and we know 22 is her cut off age.

Got it. I love story problems.

*does the math*

Okay, so Ana is 255 years old. Holy crap!

*checks the math*

Yep, Ana is ancient. We know this because 255/17 = 15.......and 15+7 = 22.

Wow...Ana.....looking pretty decent for 255.....Having said that, a 255 year old woman has a cutoff age of 22? Sheesh! Must be something about that magical island birthplace thing....anything goes eh?

I feel really good about 42 now.  *laugh*

I suppose it is also possible that the correct formula is (A-T)+7....in which case Ana is 29....still fairly pervy for a 17 year old... but that cannot be right, because then a 60 year old woman or man can only target 53 year old or older people without being pervy. That doesn't add up.

More research is needed.

Ana, please do be careful with your     at your age you might break a hip!

[Jezerai]

*snickers*  I did that math too, but figured it was my sub-par algebra skills.  Thank you Corsair!

[Anaris]

What the hell! I'm 24 again.  Deal with it!

Anyway that whole "age" thing is sooo relative. Jacob'll catch up soon enough.../nod

[Jasyn]

I just blew it off as 255 Koada'dal years.  And how does it work again?  7 Koada'dal years equals 1 human year?  Or something like that...  It'll never work out anyway because they would end up with filthy half elf offspring.

I must recall the immortal words of the great Wystro Riverstone, who once remarked on such a thought in the context of Jasyn's parentage: "Disgusting."

[Anaris]

Actually!  They'd be half-elf and half-werewolf, as Jacob is the hottest lycan since Lucian in "Underworld"

Duh, Jasyn, don't you know your Twilight bestiary, Mr. Lore?! Tsk tsk, the abs must have distracted you too...

[Eninziel]

Sorry, it's actually (A / 2) + 7.

I was thinking of the PervScale threshold formula where (Am / Tf). Anything above 1.33 is varying degrees of perverseness, and anything below .68 is also perverseness. The way it works is Am = Male's age, Tf = Female's age. For example.

55-year-old male / 21-year-old female = 2.619

That's one pervy sugardaddy. Conversely:

17-year-old male / 31-year-old female = .548

That would make Anayma excessively perverse. A cutoff:

22-year-old male / 31-year-old female = .709

22 puts her right at the cutoff, which is in line with the other formula, (A / 2) + 7. A 21-year-old would put her at the .677 threshold, right there on perv status.

Hopefully that clears things up some. I apologize for my earlier typo as it led to some confusion and some straws for Anayma to grasp on the grounds of inconclusive science. I've been told Chris Hansen uses these formulae.

[Drevant]

All Megan Fox has to do is stare into the camera for two hours and I'm sold.   

As for Mr. 17-year-old "I'm so cut-sauce," well, we all hate you (males).  Stop making us look bad! 

[Anaris]

All Megan Fox has to do is stare into the camera for two hours and I'm sold.   

I agree, so true...   I'd ever let her sit down if she gets tired.  Or lay down (so not linking that one, it may kill you. /grin).   

[Drevant]

Le sigh.  Oh Megan Fox, I would take such good care of you.