Letter of Rejection

[Sigil]

I found this on the Gotham Writers' Workshop website...I find it hilarious:

Rejection from a Chinese economic journal:

"We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity."

Confucianism: The apex of trolldom for the last twenty-five hundred years.