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The concert continues 9/13/02

Started by Saga Librarian, January 05, 2007, 07:58:15 PM

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Kuladen
The Greatest and Sexiest Bard. Ever.


Kuladen sits on his stage on a stool, his lute on his lap. As he finishes up his song the portion of the crowd paying at least a little attention claps polietly, and kuladen reaches for his water and takes a few gulps. He sets the cup back down and starts to strum lightly.

"This next song was written about the day that I was leading a group of adventurers through the deserts of Ro on our way to Lavastorm, and my thoughts were occupied by our resident Shamaness Katrya." Kuladen nods towards the barbarian, and lowers his head as he strums still. After a moment he raises his head again. "If you have ever followed in a Bard's wake through the desert of Ro you will understand this song, espeicially if the bard's thoughts were occupied by explicitly unsexual thoughts about Katryna." Kuladen blushes a little.


She's a Shaman
Loves her mana
Loves Jumjum
Anatonica Too

She's a Shaman
is Crazy about Halas
Loves Haste spells
elvish bards too

Its a long way getting to Nanjena
There's a selo's coming from this bard
and they're screaming but I don't even listen
and I'm a bad boy for not playing it smart

And now I'm safe... safe falling
Yes I'm safe..... safe falling

All the groupmates go bouncing down the valley
With broken legs and some broken arms
And all the clerics are busying with the healing
and sitting pain-free is this sexy bard


Now I'm safe... safe falling...
Yeah I'm safee.... safe falling..

Safe falling and now I'm safe falling now I'm...
safe falling and now I'm safe falling..


I wanna fight down
inside Kaesora
I want to join and raid the plane sky
I'm gonna safe fall until I hit something
I'm Gonna leave this world for a while

And now I'm Safe falling.. safe falling
Yeah I'm safe... safe falling


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Jebbar Godsbane
Human Cuisinart of Death


/applaud

Encore!

/cheer

I love it when he dedicates songs, don't you, Katryna?


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Caillou   
Pebble with a bow


Caillou stands up, grins broadly and claps enthusiastically. She turns to Bippin to remark, "Kuladen is a talented fellow, isn't he? I am soooo glad he is one of us."


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Katryna Sowdier   
Shamaness


<Katryna listens to the talents of the amazing Kuladen and applauds when his song comes to a finish, turning to Jebber she agreed with him.>

Aye, Jebbar I do.

<Katryna turns back towards the stage that Kuladen is perched on and says>

We be vera lucky to have ye within our family dear Kuladen, yer way of lookin at life and putting things into song is most amazing.


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Wystro
Mage of Felwithe


Wystro lights a Fire Elemental and waves it in the darkened air of the tavern. If he had not been so cheap, he would be sitting in the front row instead of the nose-bleed bar stools.

"Hmmmmm....if I leave a little early, I can buy a t-shirt before the rush..."