JUMJUM!! 9/12/02

[Saga Librarian]

Silly Pixxii
Mischief's me game

A petite, fiery-haired wood elf bursts in, her green eyes wide and her face distraught. Sweat shines on her brow and she's obviously out of breath.

"That mean dread gnome Malawhatsisface stole me jumjum supply! HEEELP!

"I had a whole bunch all stocked up an now it's all gone! What will I do?! (well, prolly go ste---err---get some more, but he still shouldn'ta stole me jumjum!) I must get me jumjum back! I was gonna deliver a luv basket ta Saga cause Tinwin gave me a fish, an Mithlin didn't say I fell on me head, an Deneteth is so nice (even if he spanked me), an Tuppen is me wee friend, but I don't have any cause Malablahblah stole it! Oh, what will I do?!"


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Deneteth1   
Clean Wizard

*waxes his spanking device*

Maladominus is gonna get it tonight, noone steals the Silly one her Jumjum untill I have the chance to get some.

How comes I'm the only one you never offered any Silly one ?


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Kuladen
The Greatest. Sexiest. Bard. Ever.

Kuladen blinks twice, and wipes the sugar off his face.

"What in Erudin was that?"


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Tuppen Tangledroots   
Happy Hobbit

Someone stole yer JumJum?!

ACK! We canna have that happenin!

We will surely get it back fer ya lass, and punish the offender in the only appropriate manner--makes him drink 20 containers of that nasty tastin Grobb Liquidised Meat.


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Silly Pixxii
Mischief's me game

Oh, thankee Tuppen an' Deneteth! Ye'll get some jumjum too, Denny if I gets it back but I never got a chance ta offer ya any cause ya spanked me an I was scared an gated! But iffen I get it back i'll give ya some an a kiss on the cheek, too, okies?


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Deneteth   
Clean Wizard

*Wonders what trick the Silly one will play on him next time they meet*

Well okies then 


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Silly Pixxii
Mischief's me game

Oy, I'm startin ta withdraw! I need me jumjum! *faints, though peeking out pf a slitted eye to witness the renting of garment and gnashing of teeth that never seems to come*


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Maladominus

All yer Jumjum is gone! Me buckos and lasses of the Dread Gnome Pirates 'ave drinked all yer JumJum!

har har har heeyohoho!

cry and gnatter yer teeth some, fer ye will ne'er catch me! I ahrr the Maladominus, most feersum' dread gnome of the seven seas!


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Kuladen
The Greatest. Sexiest. Bard. Ever.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kuladen looks around at everyone glaring at him and he composes himself.

I was remembering a joke someone told me earlier.

(*snicker*)


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Bridh
Cleric Tamer

I just want to know why Den was waxing his spanking device in public...

Sorry, having a Fizzlethorpe moment...


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Serinity Di'Marcia
Holy Knight of Tunare

*grins evilly, or as evilly as a paladin can*


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Gneen

Research mode stimulated ...
We got Languages
We got cats
and more cats
We got dogs
We got people
and more people


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Silly Pixxii
Mischief's me game

Oooh, rub salt in me wounds, Malameanius! Ye're fouler than foul! Woeeee is me! *crygiggle* My jumjum shall be avenged!


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Deneteth   
Clean Wizard

We will make you drink jumjum 'til you die Maladominus ! 


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Caillou   
Pebble with a bow

JumJum's too good for him... rotgut, yeah, till it comes out his ears.


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Silly Pixxii
Mischief's me game

*runs in and blurts out this update*

Just ta update ya in me plight---Malameany ate all me jumjum an drank all me jumjum juice but I gots lots more in Rivervale an a pirate can't be successful iffen he can't intimidate an terrify his victim an I sure ain't either, so Malameany's got nothin on me, though I did write him a song an posted it in public an iffen he keeps buggin me I might have ta show him what a swarm of bees feels like pokin him all over! Thankee all fer yer compassion an support! I'll be makin jumjum cake soon an I'll share with all of ya!

*runs back out*


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Bippin Tenderfoot
Caillou's Intended

oooh jumjum cake , my favorite...
*goes to steal another one from Elsi's mother windowsill*


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Serinity Di'Marcia
Holy Knight of Tunare

I read your song, it was absolutely wonderful! You're a great writer lass!


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Caillou   
Pebble with a bow

I am soooo glad to hear Malameany got his come-upance.

Now, Bippin, are you gonna share?

Caillou eyes the cake in Bippin's hands. Having never tried Jumjum cake, it seems this is a good time for it.


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Silly Pixxii
Mischief's me game

*Hearing Serinity's compliment, she pokes her head back in and smiles* Thankee! Malameany's no match fer me! *hears Bippin mention jumjum cake* Ohh, I cannae make it yet, but iffen yer offerin', cut me a slice as well!!! *looks about ready to pounce and rifle through Bippin's packs*
Pixxii's me name. Mischief's me game.
Putting Nillipus out of work for 17 seasons so far.
Pixxii tosses some pixie dust your way---oops, that's sugar---and scampers off. You have been pixxiied!


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Bippin Tenderfoot
Caillou's Intended

Oh well.. there's always more where that came from, so why not.
Bippin cuts a slice of the cake for Caillou, and another for Pixii.
There ya go. Caillou, love, you've never tasted something this good in your life, I bet.
Anyone else for Jumjum cake? It be warm an

[Saga Librarian]

Serinity Di'Marcia
Holy Knight of Tunare

Wonders how cake goes with Ale...

Hmm, I would like a piece, please Bipp...


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Bippin Tenderfoot
Caillou's Intended

Looking at the dwindling supply of cake, Bippin ponders this for a moment before replying.
Of course dear, here, have a piece. It's Jumjum cake, it goes wonderfully with ale.
He prudently coveres the rest of the cake with a soft cloth. After all, Elsi's mother won't make another for at least a couple