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Started by Lyrima, June 26, 2006, 02:12:49 PM

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Lyrima

#20
June 26, 2006, 02:23:04 PM
katuofsaga 
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Oh By Brell!
WHa' did this do? Katu stares blindly at the creature in front of him.
I know I be blind bu' I swear that be a centaur in front o' us.
WHy an' where did it come from?
Eyeballs. Come 'ere an' take a look.
Spunky, Wryn, WHa' we gonna do with this thing?
AN' Pryce... Pryce, WHere did that fool elf go?
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#21
June 26, 2006, 02:23:25 PM
WrynAB
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*licks Katu on the cheek*

BAAAAA!

*prances around and flutters her new amazingly long eyelashes* 
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#22
June 26, 2006, 02:23:44 PM
Aramaia
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*watches Pryce walk away*

Oh dear... You can't go Pryce! Don't leave me with this mess! Sir Katu expects me to do something about it! Me!

*sighs and speaks to Katu in a low voice, so Dojaeni doesn't hear a thing*

Well, I can try finding an antidote that will reverse the effects of this....this curse. But, Wryn is the alchemist that can make these potions, and she's...well......a llama! Either we find another alchemist, maybe Banco, or.....well, we'll just have to kill her to avoid the scandal..... *nods* 
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Lyrima

#23
June 26, 2006, 02:24:10 PM
WrynAB
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*backs slowly away from Ana*

Baaa? BAAA!!!

*stumbles over the gnome table, knocks over three chairs and a keg*

Baaaa....

*plops down on her bum, her big eyes filling with tears* 
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Lyrima

#24
June 26, 2006, 02:25:18 PM Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 06:59:06 PM by Jasyn
Pryce:

And suddenly, Wryn turns into an aardvark.


Wyrn:

*still plopped on her bum, aardvark wryn begins to pout*

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Lyrima

#25
June 26, 2006, 02:27:17 PM
Rosebud:

-attempts to give the aardvark some rum, as this always cheered up her grandmother-
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#26
June 26, 2006, 02:27:59 PM
WrynAB
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*tries to drink the rum but only succedes in sticking her snout in the glass*

*twitches her head and sneezes*

*chuffs pitifully* 
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#27
June 26, 2006, 02:28:23 PM Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 04:38:32 AM by Lyrima
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*blinks amazed green eyes at the pouting aardvark*

*strides to the door*

Flann? Wystro? ALWYNN!

*turns back to the strewn table, collected Saga guild members and Wryn*

Which one a these here items will help..?

*jerks thumb at the items left behind by Pryce*

Maybe that bard Kuladen should oughta be called.

Edited by: Lyrima at: 3/17/05 11:23 am
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#28
June 26, 2006, 02:28:42 PM
Elloise Faight 
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Elloise, in all her beauty and grace, breezes into the tavern that she had not set foot in for far too long.

On her way to the bar she passes the frantic screaming Koada'dal, the ale guzzling gnome with the delightful childlike grin, the handsome drunkard, the beauty with the blue eyes, Katu waving a spatula like a desert madman and the crying aardvark.

Gingerly placing herself upon a bar stool, she raises a slender milky hand and asks the keep for her favorite, white wine from the pink bottle. Wetting her lips in anticipation, she glances to her left at the armor clad warrior. She'd always had a thing for moustached men. Winking a warm hello to the man, she turns her gaze to the middle of the room at the crazy folks she was privileged to call family.

"Just as I left them."

A smile spreads across her full lips and she whispers under her breathe how good it feels to be back.

Edited by: Elloise Faight   at: 3/16/05 9:55 pm
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#29
June 26, 2006, 02:29:05 PM
Pryce:

...And for no apparent reason, Wryn turns into an ostrich...
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Lyrima

#30
June 26, 2006, 02:29:43 PM Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 07:14:10 PM by Jasyn
Namae:



a very adorable ostrich.....

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#31
June 26, 2006, 02:30:14 PM
WrynAB
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"Chirp!"

Now a good two feet taller than anyone in the room, ostrich-Wryn blinks slowly, fluttering her now even LONGER eyelashes.

Arching her long neck around, she notices that she's now covered in feathers, which probably explains the itching.

"Chirp..."

Pecking gently at Dojaeni's ear, she waits to see what can be done to remedy this problem. 
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Lyrima

#32
June 26, 2006, 02:30:47 PM
Katu:

ELF!!

Fix this now. I donna like all the random animals a'ready runnin' aroun' the tavern. Now we be makin' mo. An' outta people I actually donna mind havin' aroun'. Katu eyes Rosebud.
Jus' turn her back, an' then get this junk, he gestures to the table, picking up a rather pequliar lime green brooch,  outta 'ere.
Unless ye can do somethin' abou' that pen, then we need ta talk.

Fer now, I'm jus' gonna turn Wryn invisible so we donna scare off any customers.
We gotta make a profit 'ere. How else we gonna feed the blast'd zoo we got.

Katu says a short, quiet incantation and points at the ostrich, unfortunately still holding the brooch.
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#33
June 26, 2006, 02:31:19 PM
Pryce:

And, almost predictably, Wryn returns to normal, Katu turns into an ostrich, and the brooch turns invisible, clattering to the floor.
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#34
June 26, 2006, 02:31:49 PM
Rosebud:

-the aardvark having vanished, Rosebud feeds the rum to Eyeballs instead-
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#35
June 26, 2006, 02:32:12 PM
Jasyn Talyngard
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I need an ale.
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Still hoping that he's uncovered the source of an endless supply of jumjum beer... and not noticing that Rosebud seems to be freely handing out rum... Jasyn struts up to ostrich-Katu, and dangles Pryce's trinket-earring in front of him along with an empty mug still outstretched in his other hand.

Unsure of where he'd put the earring, he tries to quickly toss it into the bird's open maw, reasoning irrationally that it'll start spitting out jumjum beer instead of the earring itself. But sure enough, the earring returns, like a projectile, to his eye.

Jasyn slowly glances toward the ceiling as an uproarious rumble builds to a sudden crescendo. Going completely numb, he drops his mug. As it spins and skips across the tavern floor, a massive pile of sausage links falls from above, effectively burying the thirsty Ayr'dal.

Muffled words roughly akin to "Rats!" or perhaps "Brats!" can be heard from somewhere deep inside all the sausage.

Jasyn's face pops out from the top of the sausage-mound, and he calls out to Pryce, "Hey, fella? I think I'm, um, like, kinda sorta maybe interested in that ring of sausage warding ya got now..."



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June 26, 2006, 02:32:38 PM Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 05:11:09 AM by Lyrima
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*hastily steps out of the way of falling pork*

*stares in wonder at the mound with Jasyn's voice*

*glances around for Pryce, knowing he has already left*

*coughs violently*

I'm thinkin I needta get one of the other officers since Katu seems to have..

*voice fades away as green eyes travel between the ostrich and Lady Wryn*  
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#37
June 26, 2006, 02:33:03 PM
WrynAB
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"Chirp? *cough* I mean...er..."

Wryn glances around the tavern at the ungodly mess. Pursing her lips and cocking an eyebrow, her gaze turns to ostrich-Katu.

"Well I'll be...You know, they say an ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. In this case, I tend to agree!"

Laughing heartily she pats the ostrich on it's head and tries to unbury whomever is burried in sausage. 
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Lyrima

#38
June 26, 2006, 02:33:27 PM
Pryce:

The air shimmers, and Pryce appears in the room, walking back to the corner table.  He's got the rucksack of jewelry slung over his shoulder.  He's also in mid-sentence, muttering to himself.

...nearly a bloody disast--

Pryce surveys the room.

Oh, goodness me.  This is bad.  This is very, VERY bad.

There's a horrible rumbling, and the sausage pile engulfing Jasyn begins to rise.  The links slither this way and that, as the thing grows arms and legs.  Within moments, what can only be called a sausage elemental is standing in the middle of the Saga tavern.  Jasyn is plopped on the floor as the creature rises.

You know, I knew I'd left that sausage elemental somewhere.  [font size=2]I sort of dabbled in summoning a while back.[/font]

Meanwhile, Katu, for a moment no longer the center of the room's attention, turns into a squirrel.

Get back, friends.  That elemental is going to be terribly hungry after its long captivity.
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Lyrima

#39
June 26, 2006, 02:33:58 PM
Rosebud:

-watches in fascination as Eyeballs begins to hiccup-
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