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Started by Lyrima, June 26, 2006, 02:12:49 PM

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Lyrima

#60
June 26, 2006, 02:42:31 PM
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*giggles as she notices there's still a pink bow on Katu's beard* 
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Lyrima

#61
June 26, 2006, 02:42:54 PM
Pryce:

There.  Now that Katu is back to normal - and by normal, I mean "seethingly angry and preparing to kill me" - we can all rest easy, knowing we've learned a valuable lesson.

Eyeballs, in response, wanders drunkenly out the tavern's door, only to fall down a long, long series of steps.  Dojaeni, for his part, fulfilling Pryce's earlier wish a bit late, turns into a mouse.

In the middle of a pile full of kittens.
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#62
June 26, 2006, 02:43:18 PM
katuofsaga 
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OW! Me blast'd eyes.
I canno see less than I normally canno see.
Wha' by Brell have ye all done?
Wryn, Why do ye got a herd o' Kittens in 'ere?
Do I really see a whole herd?
I know Spunky be in 'ere. An' wha' ever ye is doin' it be wrong.

Ye all need me ta babysit all the time?

Who be responsible fer this mess? An' Where is me wife?
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#63
June 26, 2006, 02:43:39 PM
WrynAB
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"W...w...wife??"

Wryn nearly passes out
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Lyrima

#64
June 26, 2006, 02:44:01 PM
Pryce:

Katu is... married...?

Pryce quests about for a tiny woman with a beard.  Three kittens pounce on Dojaeni at once, and the mouse is only saved by their collision.
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#65
June 26, 2006, 02:48:10 PM
WrynAB
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Ug...mice in the tavern...

*goes to search for a mousetrap, a kitten in each hand and one on her shoulder*

Anyone seen where Doja got off to? 
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Lyrima

#66
June 26, 2006, 02:48:49 PM
Authroc:

Acknaymin wanders in after a long hunt, eager for the companionship of his new Qeynos friends. But what should his eyes behold, but a gagle of kittens encircling a mouse (which smells faintly of coffee) and a rather angry dwarf complaining (he notes: as usual) about an appearently recent mess.

Uuuhhmmm...I think I'll wait outside.

However, before the Iksar can escape, Pryce spies him and calls out for him to help clean up the mess. Unfortunately, along with this call come a seemingly lazy flick of the dreaded spatula in the lizards general direction.
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Lyrima

#67
June 26, 2006, 02:49:19 PM
Pryce:

Acknaymin, thus, turns into a penguin.

You know, there's a real design flaw with this wand.  I mean spatula.  You barely have to waggle it, and it'll...  Hm.  Perhaps I should put this away.

Careful not to wave it in any way, Pryce unslings his rucksack and starts to place the spatula within.  At that moment, however, a kitten pounces on the hem of his robe, the spatula falls into the rucksack, face upward, while possibly, from a certain vantage point, waving.  Magic leaps up, *splishes* off the Brooch of Refraction, turning the brooch visible and Roseblood into a meerkat.  Pryce vanishes entirely.

Meanwhile, Dojaeni, about to be decapitated by playful, fluffy kittens, turns into a baby badger... just as Sabamier happens to walk in.
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#68
June 26, 2006, 03:27:51 PM
Dojaeni 
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Some sort of self-defence mechanism must have kicked in because doja, realised he was a badger, with piercings.

And there was Sabamier. Saba just would not understand.

A memory kicks in about the little princess and her feelings on "fish hooks" *Snort*

Eyes wide Doja heads towards Wryn as fast as his little legs can carry him, a desperate attempt for saftey.


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#69
June 26, 2006, 03:28:15 PM
Sabamier 
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Sees the most handsome badger boy ever who seems to be hurt. A wayward rangers arrow? A fisherman's miscast line? Oh dear me!

Her protective instincts, not to mention it's spring, cascade over her. She quickly chases after the badger.

"Hello! You there. Hello! Stop!"
 
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Lyrima

#70
June 26, 2006, 03:28:39 PM
Authroc:

Acknaymin blinks as the world suddenly enlarges before him. He cries out in alarm but all that escapes his lips...er...beak is a shrill quack!

Now, normally the Iksar is a noble and often somber sentient. But being reduced to two and a half feet from seven and having your beautiful scales turned to feathers does something to a lizard. Flapping the large flippers that used to be his powerful arms, he waddles around the room quacking histerically!
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#71
June 26, 2006, 03:29:12 PM
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The meercat, confused, panicks and runs up Katu's robe. 
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#72
June 26, 2006, 03:29:30 PM
Elloise Faight 
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Elloise remains perfectly quiet at the edge of the bar, slightly miffed that she is not at the center of attention, but knowing better than to involve herself into this train wreck of a magic show.

Her hand stands at the ready just in case... 
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#73
June 26, 2006, 03:29:50 PM
Jasyn Talyngard
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While plucking cat hairs off of himself, Jasyn finds an opportune moment to "borrow" the supply of rum from which meerkat-Rosebud had just scampered away.

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#74
June 26, 2006, 03:30:20 PM
Katu:

Bah! It's got me.
Get it off me. I aint goin' down ta no Orc.
I'll fry ye ta a crisp.

*And with that, Katu wiggles a finger and sets his robe ablaze*
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#75
June 26, 2006, 03:30:42 PM
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Seeing Sabamier rushing towards him the doja's eye widene even further  . "four legs" he thinks "are definatly not better than two. With a magnificent show of effort he finally makes it to Wryn, bulldozing kittens outta the way.

For those that understand badger speak there was a definate growl of "Mine!" there.

Unceremoniously dumping a kitten out of wryns lap the pierced boy badger curls up in her lap,feeling content and safe  though one eye is kept on the Badger princess.

Mebbe not so safe.

He raises his head and gives wryn a badger kiss. just for good measure. 
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#76
June 26, 2006, 03:30:59 PM
Aramaia
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*looks around and gets all confused about who turned into what*

Um.....

*scans the room to see who is still standing in their real form*

*picks up a kitten that's away from all the madness and is simply grooming itself*

....Wystro darling? Is that you in there? 
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#77
June 26, 2006, 03:31:32 PM
Pryce:

Naturally, Dojaeni turns into an elephant.  At roughly the same time, Rosebud turns into an emu and Acknaymin turns into a frog.  Not a froglok.  Just a frog.

Hello?  Has anyone seen me?  Hallo?  Am I here?  I can't find me!  Oh, bother.
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#78
June 26, 2006, 03:31:49 PM
Aramaia
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Oh no! That elephant's about to step on Sir Katu! Someone stop it!

*forgets all about the elephant and continues to speak to the kitty to see if it's really Wystro* 
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#79
June 26, 2006, 03:32:09 PM
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The panicked meercat, which had been doing laps of Katu's waist to avoid the fire, suddenly turns into a bird several times the mass of the meercat, and without claws. It falls to the floor with a thump, landing heavily on Katu's foot, and its tail feathers promptly catch fire. Squawking in outrage it heads straight out the window at top speed, trailing smoke and the smell of singed feathers. 
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