Forget Vanguard

[DeeCaudill]

Howabout this:

http://news.com.com/Shakespeare+coming+to+a+virtual+world/2100-1043_3-6127294.html

[Syllestrae]

Out, vile jellies!!!!

[Anaris]

Fantabulous!!!!

Vanguard?  bah!

What's in a game anyway?  That which we call Saga in any other game would still be as sweet...

[DeeCaudill]

Gah...couldn't resist.  I present to you some helpful MMOG to Shakespeare translations

I gimped my build--should I reroll? | To be or not to be,--that is the question...

Can I get a /loc for the Romeo camp? | O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?

Ninja Looter! / Et tu, Brute?

My stupid pet is stuck in the geometry again / Out, damned spot!...

No really, I'm logging out now / Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow

I'm to grind some platinum for a mount / A horse! a horse! My kingdom for a horse

By the time we finish this expansion's raid targets, the next expansion will be out anyway / There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio

I have to look at the model all day anyway... / Frailty, thy name is woman!

NGB is teh suck / The lady doth protest too much, methinks

That's Phat Lewt / All that glisters is not gold

Green sit aggro FTW / How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!

Check out my skeleton pet Horatio! / Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio

Our guild has a DKP loot policy / This day shall gentle his condition: and gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

[Anaris]

hahahahahah!  OMG!   *wipes a tear*


   

[PinkRose]

Wow!
Impressive and not, all at once.

[Sagacity]

Can I get a /loc for the Romeo camp? | O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?

Tsk tsk, this one doesn't work ... "wherefore" in the Shakespearean sense means "why", not "where.  Juliet is asking the gods WHY he is Romeo, a member of the rival family, not WHERE he is.

[DeeCaudill]

 

I knew something felt wrong about that one.

To be fair, I primarily studied the big for tragedies in college...