Insane Japanese Fashion Trends

[Namae Nai]

This one goes out to Ana who, as someone on the cutting edge of fashion, needs to know when her overseas competitors drop a bombshell.

Eco-Friendly Plastic Shopping Bag Bra

Just because they don't have nuclear weapons doesn't mean the Japanese aren't ferociously dangerous. 

[Namae Nai]

Other Inventions...

[Anaris]

hahahahaha I had seen the other inventions before....  But I can't seem to be able to view the bra video on a mac... *pout*

[Solerei]

I can only imagine the morale of male Japanese grocery shoppers shooting up as the women all peel out of their bras at the checkout counter! 

Now...some of us would have no problem having room for a good shopping trip's worth of groceries in our bag *clears throat*, but what're all those petite things *peers at Ana* going to do?  I mean, it's like a diet for the already thin! You can only carry one or two carrots and a pint of milk home!

[Anaris]

Hey!  I can at least carry grapes!!!

....two.





Damn you women of the well-endowed and well-stocked grocery bags!  Damn you!


I bet the boys will be lining up to help Sol with her grocery bags....  Such unsolicited kindness all over the place.... 

[PinkRose]

  Back off bag boys! Keep your hands off my lover! 

[Namae Nai]

Can Lingerie Transformers be far behind?


"Optimus Haltertop, we have problems! Nega-skirt has launched an all out assualt in the Women's Apparel Department at Robinson's May! He's not just slashing prices!!!"

"Quickly Ironpants, we have to warn the others! LINGERIE TRANSFORMERS ASSEMBLE!"

*brief nudity and hijinks ensue*


I'm such a geek.  :crazy2:

[Namae Nai]

Special Extended Scenes courtesy of YouTube
(So Ana might be able to see this time.)

And I know that loaf of French Bread had to represent something...! Darn suggestive symbols! 

[Vilis]

In a mildly related note:

I saw a statistic today, that men spend six months of their entire lives, ogling women.

Sunglesses are in my future...

[Anaris]

Double that for Hispanic men and construction workers...

Triple it if it's a Hispanic man construction worker...

[Grimaldo]

men spend six months of their entire lives, ogling women.

Those guys a just a bunch of slackers.  I've got years of experience ogling women!

And I'm neither Hispanic nor do I work in Construction.   8)

[Solerei]

Wait...so if we get guys to spend six months straight, right out of highschool, doing nothing...nothing at all...but staring at women, and we can then expect some productive years from them? 

*may have a plan*

[Namae Nai]

You'd have to strap them to chairs and not allow them to sleep in that time, though. And they would eat and drink only through a tube, no lunch breaks!

After that I bet they would never ogle again, yeah. I'm willing to test this hypothesis when anyone is ready. Step right up! 

[Solerei]

You realize that if it's beer in the feeding tube, you're probably going to have a whole line forming, right?

*rolls out the red carpet for Beeker*