Texas Girl

[Orrernoeth]

Three men decided to get married.

The first man married a woman from OHIO .  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from TEXAS.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, ......some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

[Jezerai]

HAH!

[Anaris]

 

Awesome.

[Corsair]

Haaaahahaaaa....fantastic!     




So what do we learn here?



Woman before marriage:          or     


Woman after marriage:             or     


Any questions?   

[Orrernoeth]

This is what we learned.


Men before marriage:  or or or

Men after marriage:    or  or 

Any questions? 

[Anaris]

Some men after marriage become.....me?   

<---- : a n a

*grin*

I might soon be marrying myself!!!  Yes!   

[Jezerai]

Marrying yourself?  Isn't there a law against that?

[Corsair]

It really is a great joke Noethy....I love it!

Also a fun opportunity to play with icons.

Admittedly, men are often doofuses...and too many may, after marriage for a time,  aspire to   

As for Ana....I'm not sure even she is ready to deal with her....   

Men who survive marriage for a period of time also all too often resort to    as either a survival tactic, or a result of overly aggressive training by their leash holder...er...I mean ball and ch....er....self appointed masters. *snort*

Ideally I think we're hoping for some  , a few    , someone to    , who makes us feel    , and after a few years still thinks  now and then....someone who we can enjoy a little frindly  with now and then,  who after the occasional  , will soon after be back to  ....and when we deal with their moments  now and then , will look at us like  , at which point we feel all     and  .   Oh and who knows that sometimes we still might want be  , but knows that we get a little    about how things are from time to time.

[Anaris]

You're right, Corsair.  I'm not ready to deal with me.  Hence why I'd rather escape to an alternate universe and create an avatar that I can deal with.  Except now I can't deal with her either.

At least one of us is seeing a doktor.

/nods at Doktor Wiffle

And Bou, I'm not betting on it, but I'd say there's at least two jurisdictions out there in the world that allow people to get married to themselves.  Not that I've looked into it or anything....

/hums

[Wayena]

Careful for what you ask for, Ana.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2177982.html

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/47297/for_better_or_for_worse.html

[Namae Nai]

My question is how long it will be for the first person to marry themselves purely out of the desire for the tax benefits? 

[Anaris]

   Thanks Wayena!

That guy's cut-out of himself wearing a wedding dress really made my day...