Zombies!?

Catri · October 12, 2011, 01:52:10 PM

So, I was perusing the SciFi section of my local library over the weekend for some TOR related reading. In addition to Fatal Alliance I found this

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Harvest-Joe-Schreiber/dp/0345511174/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1318452376&sr=8-2

For all intents and purposes, it appears to be an Old Republic era book involving the Sith and a zombie virus.

I'm not sure if it's any good (I'll let you know when I start reading it), but the concept was just too amusing not to share.

Vifi Sunfell · October 12, 2011, 02:35:30 PM

Dark Horse created the Muir Talisman - an artifact/storyline retroactively explained a quest in the original Knights of the Old Republic game where Rahkghouls (infected zombie-like monster humans) were created in order to have lots of lightsaber fodder.

This looks to be slightly different, but seems to fit a little with that feel.

Mixxi · October 12, 2011, 08:46:14 PM

How about zombie ewoks? I'd read that.

Zombie jawas would just be too scary. They'd come after you and you wouldn't be able to get away because they'd already have your car up on cinder blocks.

Vifi Sunfell · October 12, 2011, 09:58:57 PM

Quote from: Mixxi on October 12, 2011, 08:46:14 PM
Zombie jawas would just be too scary. They'd come after you and you wouldn't be able to get away because they'd already have your car up on cinder blocks.

Plus how would you tell? Maybe it's just a Jawa with a severe limp?

Catri · October 12, 2011, 10:59:07 PM

It would be hard to tell. Maybe jawas are really zombie ewoks.

Gith · October 13, 2011, 12:17:21 AM

Quote from: TimeLady on October 12, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
It would be hard to tell. Maybe jawas are really zombie ewoks.

It all makes so much sense now...

Alirrin · October 13, 2011, 07:45:17 AM

Two words: Zombie. Gungan.

"Meesa wanna eat you brainz!"

RavenMiles · October 13, 2011, 07:53:52 AM

Quote from: Alirrin on October 13, 2011, 07:45:17 AM
Two words: Zombie. Gungan.

"Meesa wanna eat you brainz!"

Askari · October 13, 2011, 09:40:39 AM

Quote from: Alirrin on October 13, 2011, 07:45:17 AM
Two words: Zombie. Gungan.

"Meesa wanna eat you brainz!"

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Vifi Sunfell · October 13, 2011, 10:03:30 AM

I saw a gungan joke recently that just had me in stitches. Relatively risque and foulmouthed (from 4chan) but not astonishingly obscene - think "Adult Situations" and "Bad Language". I'll try to track it down if anyone wants.

Mixxi · October 13, 2011, 12:18:42 PM

Oooh. I want!

Jasyn · October 13, 2011, 07:58:31 PM

There's no turning back now.

Vifi Sunfell · October 13, 2011, 08:34:14 PM

I was reading about memes like "Cannot Unsee" and "Read this in my voice" and I stumbled on this. I'm still cracking up at the way the first poster ruined the day of the poor 4chan readers looking for smut.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/678775/Jar+Jar+on+4chan/
It took me an hour to re-find it, so I better hear laughing.

Jasyn · October 13, 2011, 08:46:55 PM

Definitely my favorite part is the growing intensity of the tortured cries with every incremental post. "I CAN'T UNHEAR IT" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Vifi Sunfell · October 13, 2011, 09:58:02 PM

Quote from: Jasyn on October 13, 2011, 08:46:55 PM
Definitely my favorite part is the growing intensity of the tortured cries with every incremental post. "I CAN'T UNHEAR IT" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Personally, I like the guy who says GODDAMMIT, because I can picture him slamming his hands down on the desk or throwing his laptop after that.

Catri · October 13, 2011, 10:08:37 PM

Mixxi · October 15, 2011, 10:40:50 AM

SWTOR needs cybering gunguns.

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