A Queen's Taste for the Eclectic

[Sagacity]

((This was a RP event hosted by the Graycloaks guild.  The mission was to escort a priest (who turned out to be level 1!) into the depths of Stormhold and keep him alive long enough to retrieve 3 ancient artifacts for the Queen.

Below is the write up from the event based on Rosebud's logs.

I have only included what was said in /say, as filtering out the emotes also proved to be far too difficult.  Imagine if you will Doctor Wiffle emoting the dispensation of autographed prescription slips to every new person he encountered.

Where Rosebud gives her battle cry of "Death from below!" it indicates a battle she is initiating.

I have tried to filter out most of the junk, but apologies if I missed a few random comments from passers by or similar.))


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Location:  steps of North Qeynos castle

Iezer says,  "Hail Saga"
Rosebud says, "Ahoy thar!  Saga reportin' fer duty!"
Iezer says,  "I trus ye met the priest sir cogglesworth?"
Breeana says,  "It is wonderful to have the Saga group here"
Iezer says,  "mi' name is Iezer"
Breeana says,  "mi name is bree"
Rosebud says, "we ain't been formally introduced"
Cogsworth says,  "Are you from the Fedwyks of Ak'Anon?"
Trelena says,  "And I'm Trelena."
Iezer says,  "rosebud?"
Rosebud says, "Rosebud at yer service!"
Iezer says,  "and ticki"
Iezer says,  "wiffle"
Rosebud says, "We're awaitin' Kiarai, she be on 'er way"
Iezer says,  "well to introduce ya this here be cogsworth"
Cogsworth says,  "I seem to remember mention of a Fedwyk attending one of my great great grandfathers once for a toothache"
Cogsworth says,  "I believe he recovered"
Rosebud says, "it's true!  He do be!"
Iezer says,  "cogsworth these are members of the guild Saga"
Iezer says,  "they will be helping us today"
Cogsworth says,  "well if Penfold is not along soon we'll have to see"
Rosebud says, "who be Penfold?"
Cogsworth says,  "I hope you can do field medicine for your team, we'll be going into danger"
Cogsworth says,  "Penfold is my page"
Rosebud says, "ooh, a page!  Ye must be verra important!  Does he scrub decks and empty the bilges?"
Cogsworth says,  "Young lady if I had a ship at my call I'd have a whole crew to do that"
Iezer says,  "dinna be impatient cogsworth ye know the Queen worries about ye"
Cogsworth says,  "Penfold is too busy for things like scrubbing decks"
Rosebud says, "tha's a verra good point!"
Rosebud says, "I bet he's servin' rum all th' time"
Rosebud says, "that's much more important, aye"
Iezer says,  "Rosebud dearry who is in charge of yer little crew?"
Rosebud says, "I be in charge, fer today anyway!"
Iezer says,  "good good"
Iezer says,  "who is it that ye are waiting on again?"
Rosebud says, "Cogsworth, by th' looks o' things!"
Breeana says,  "Their nurse, i believe"
Trelena says,  "Oh my."
Trelena says,  "Hail, Knight-Lieutenant Alesso"
Rosebud says, "Nurse Kiaria's here, she's just conversin' with the guards down there"
Rosebud says, "elfy things, ye know"
Kiaria says,  "Hm?"
Kiaria says,  "Greetings to all of thee!"
Breeana says,  "This must be her"
Rosebud says, "Kiaria!  this 'ere is Trelena, and Iezer"
Rosebud says, "and Breeana"
Kiaria says,  "Tis a pleasure to make thine acquaintance."
Rosebud says, "So!  We is all assembled, what be th' Queen's instructions?  We hears there be booty ta plunde--er, rescue"
Ticki says,  "At your service, friends."
Iezer says,  "Indeed ye should have gotte all the directions by mail"
Rosebud says, "Which member o' yer folks will be escortin' our party?"
Wiffle says,  "I read me directions as soon as they arrived at me private practice in the Baubbleshire."
Iezer says,  "I will be yer main guide but the graycloaks will be about"
Rosebud says, "would ye do us th' honour o' joinin' our party then!"
Rosebud says, "and our fine priest also"
Rosebud says, "welcome!"
Kiaria says,  "Oh!"
Kiaria says,  "Tis it thou?"
Rosebud says, "Cogsworth here be the priest o' the Queen, I believe ye missed th' introductions"
Iezer says,  "cogsworth this is the nurse"
Cogsworth says,  "Brell's blessings young lady"
Cogsworth says,  "have you come for an autograph?"
Kiaria says,  "Nurse!"
Kiaria says,  "Why thou ....!"
Iezer says,  "cogsworth are ye ready?"
Cogsworth says,  "surveys his bodyguard critically"
Rosebud says, "ahoy Flann!"
Flann says,  "greetins folks"
Rosebud says, "This 'ere's the tall feller who sometimes thinks e's leadin' the guild"
Kiaria says,  "My lord!"
Ticki says,  "Ahoy Cap'tn!"
Iezer says,  "Hullo sir"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes?"
Flann says,  "ya mean, gets stuck with alla the work"
Rosebud says, "we likes ta humour the tall folks sometimes"
Rosebud says, "aye, ye's good fer th' paperwork"
Rosebud says, "come ta wish us luck, capt'n?"
Flann says,  "paper?"
Rosebud says, "ya know, that stuff what Caladril has ta read ta ye unless it's got pretty pictures"
Flann says,  "whats workin with paper got ta do with it"
Kiaria says,  "My lord Cogsworth, tis there any thing I can get for thee?"
Flann says,  "ahh I unnerstand now"
Cogsworth says,  "Is Penfold hiding again?"
Kiaria says,  "Some wine? Pie?"
Rosebud says, "specially when he says ta sign here, and then ye wonders where all th' rum supplies went"
Iezer says,  "cogsworth sir?"
Cogsworth says,  "Well...do you have experience as a page?"
Gneen says,  "ya gots cookies?"
Kiaria says,  "A page?"
Kiaria says,  "Why I ..."
Trelena says,  "Good luck to you all."
Flann says,  "I seen a page once. couldnt read it"
Iezer says,  "sorry I may hve missed yer answer....are ye ready to go on your journey"
Kiaria says,  "I would be delighted, honored to be thy... page..."
Rosebud says, "we be ready sir"
Cogsworth says,  "murmers over his shoulder, "I suppose you'll do, wait please""
Iezer says,  "these folks here will be escorting you"
Wiffle says,  "Nurse, page... she does it all.  Congratulations Nurse Page Kiaria."
Cogsworth says,  "since Penfold has not shows up I suppose I must make do"
Iezer says,  "aye, we wait on your call then"
Cogsworth says,  "Cogsorth Wizzlebolt can rough it "
Rosebud says, "jus' tell me who ta foller and we'll be off!"
Cogsworth says,  "I do hope you brought some fine dining materials"
Kiaria says,  "I do hope I fare as well as thy page usually does. I shall do my best, Sir."
Iezer says,  "rosebud dear you said ye were the leader.  I trust you to guide your team when the priest is ready"
Rosebud says, "all righty then!  ta Stormhold, folks!"


The pirates lead Iezer and Cogsworth out into Antonica



Rosebud says, "Are ye comfortable travellin' by griffons, yer Priestliness, or do ye prefer ta walk?"
Cogsworth says,  "I avoid them at all possible"
Cogsworth says,  "the wind does something awful to my hair"
Rosebud says, "then we shall go on foot!"
Kiaria says,  "Oh Aye, I do agree"
Kiaria says,  "flying on the Griffons tis so hard on my glorious golden hair"
Wiffle says,  "Hmph!"
Cogsworth says,  "no gears, no machines, I suppose its for the farmers"
Kiaria says,  "Such lovely curles, truly"
Cogsworth says,  "You know I remember the last city i saved about 125 years ago"
Cogsworth says,  "It was a trading enclave of gnomes on the Fanged Sea"
Cogsworth says,  "Dastard cold of course, terrible for the skin"
Cogsworth says,  "But the Blessed of Brell never shirks!"
Wiffle says,  "Only 125 years ago?  Ye must be quite the strapping young chap."
Rosebud says, "Brell's Blessed be a fine brew, aye!  Great fer cold weather!"
Cogsworth says,  "Indeed not, you've doubtless heard of the scourging of the Warthog of Wintersfell"
Cogsworth says,  "sung up and down the coasts for nigh on 20 years"
Cogsworth says,  "Desperate times call for the great to come forth"
Cogsworth says,  "I would be remiss in my calling if I did not bless those in need"
Cogsworth says,  "unkept currs some of those gnomes"
Cogsworth says,  "don't know their betters"
Rosebud says, "aye!"
Cogsworth says,  "WAIT"


Approaching the bridge in Antonica, Cogsworth sees two adventurers fighting gnolls.



Rosebud says, "what be wrong?"
Iezer says,  "aye you showed them cogsworth"
Cogsworth says,  "Hello there young lady"
Cogsworth says,  "Let me bless you"
Cogsworth says,  "You are very lucky today"
Cogsworth says,  "You happen upon the High Priest Cogsworth Wizzlebolt"
Rosebud says, "aye!  he be a famous priest!  O' the Queen!"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed!"
Cogsworth says,  "May Brell guide your hand to the justice of the Ages"
Wiffle says,  "Indeed ye MUST be very fortunate.  A famous priest and the most brrriliant docktor on Norrath gracing ye presence at the same time."
Aleumia says,  "ty so much"
Cogsworth says,  "Quite right go forth and teach ruffians a lesson"
Cogsworth says,  "Alright"
Aleumia says,  "i am honored "



Continuing towards Stormhold


Rosebud says, "ta the boot---er, relics!"
Cogsworth says,  "its always good to make sure the 'people' see you from time to time"
Rosebud says, "we be goin' south along the river fer a bit ... watch out fer wildlife"
Kiaria says,  "Oh indeed, tis truth, Sir!"
Wiffle says,  "I do not want 'im sneezing to death!"
Rosebud says, "now ... the crossin' may be risky, some fish do bite"
Iezer says,  "cogsworth sir youve got something on your shoe"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed!"
Rosebud says, "I'll check for 'em first"
Cogsworth says,  "Excue me, do you mean to swim?"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh no, that won't do"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed not!"
Cogsworth says,  "this armor tarnishes, we couldn't have that its a gift"
Kiaria says,  "My armors! My hair!"
Wiffle says,  "Silly isn't she?"
Cogsworth says,  "I wouldn't even risk catching a cold"
Rosebud says, "ye perfers the bridge?"
Cogsworth says,  "quite"
Kiaria says,  "I do!"
Wiffle says,  "HE COULD CATCH A COLD!"
Rosebud says, "I forgots ye landlubbers ain't used ta water!  Verra well then!"
Rosebud says, "careful "
Rosebud says, "thar be highway men about"
Rosebud says, "thank ye ma'am!"
Ticki says,  "Yarr!!"
Rosebud says, "nothin' a demolitions expert can't handle!"
Wiffle says,  "Hmph!"
Ticki says,  "Scurvy dogs!"
Wiffle says,  "Oh goodness me."
Ticki says,  "~gasp~"
Rosebud says, "can ye save him docktor?"
Wiffle says,  "Nurse!"
Rosebud says, "I fear he were followin' me too close!"
Kiaria says,  "Dear Goddess, my lord! ForGIVE Me!"
Cogsworth says,  "Why I was ambushed!"
Cogsworth says,  "You might want to step more carefully here "
Cogsworth says,  "there's bandits"
Kiaria says,  "Art thou aright?"
Rosebud says, "aye, please, don't follow me so close, yer priestliness ... let yer page be yer guide"
Cogsworth says,  "hmmmm yes Brell is with me"
Wiffle says,  "We will 'ace to 'ave a long tawk Nurse!"
Kiaria says,  "My lord"
Cogsworth says,  "I think I had best lead"
Rosebud says, "oh my"
Kiaria says,  "My lord?"
Cogsworth says,  "ah.... fans"
Iezer says,  "phylok *nod*"
Wiffle says,  "'ow wondermous!"
Phylok says,  "hardly Cogsworth"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes Yes I assure you we're here, Qeynos WILL be saved!"
Phylok says,  "Iezer"
Kiaria says,  "A moment, Rosebud!"
Phylok says,  "the residents are restless"
Iezer says,  "oh?  wild today eh?"
Cogsworth says,  "Page?  A brush please...I think that bandit knocked a curl out"
Phylok says,  "Yeah"
Kiaria says,  "My lord. Surely some refreshing \aITEM -1623656867 -1215718636:Fayberry Wine\/a or a piece of Quince's famous \aITEM -252883095 -1503993834:Fayberry Pie\/a would please you?"
Cogsworth says,  "hmmm"
Cogsworth says,  "is the wine a good vintage?"
Kiaria says,  "I do hope thou dost find it to thy liking"


Cogsworth goes LD outside Stormhold, just as Kiaria has given him some fayberry wine



Kiaria says,  "Dear goddess!"
Iezer says,  "I dinna think he liked the wine"
Rosebud says, "he done fainted from th' wine!"
Kiaria says,  "Nay!"
Kiaria says,  "He swoons from delight."
Rosebud says, "mebbe he should stick wi' \aITEM -1291255500 -165690842:Fayberry Juice\/a instead?"
Iezer says,  "Phylok sir I dinna think he is going to have a good report fer the queen"
Wiffle says,  "Nurse?  Are ye making our priest tipsy?"
Phylok says,  "Perhaps not"
Iezer says,  "hes been into fits of dizzy spells and passing out"
Wiffle says,  "Tsk.  I will 'ave to prescribe something fo' 'at."
Cogsworth says,  "alright that was refresthing"
Kiaria says,  "My lord!"
Ticki says,  "Welcome back.."
Rosebud says, "I does brew up a fine wine if I says so meself!"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh was that your brew?"
Rosebud says, "aye!"
Rosebud says, "pirate's special!"
Cogsworth says,  "well you aren't so incompetant after all then"
Cogsworth says,  "You can have a nice business to fall back upon"
Cogsworth says,  "yes good legs on the wine"
Rosebud says, "sadly, there ain't as much profit in plunderin' and piracy as there once were"
Rosebud says, "but rum and fine wines ... always sells!"
Rosebud says, "is yer priestness ready ta head inside?"
Tweeky says,  "like \aITEM -274418323 -1382152643range Wine\/a"
Cogsworth says,  "I think so, we shouldn't dawdle so much"


Inside Stormhold, at the entry


Breeana says,  "Greetings all!"
Cogsworth says,  "Page?  My stylus?"
Trelena says,  "Hello, everyone."
Rosebud says, "ahoy!"
Wiffle says,  "Grrreeetings"
Kiaria says,  "thou art his Holiness's page?"
Ticki says,  "Ahoy"
Cogsworth says,  "No Penfold is not here"
Cogsworth says,  "Keep that handy"
Kiaria says,  "Yes, Sir!"
Cogsworth says,  "That's blessed, by the way"
Cogsworth says,  "Keep the rickets from you"
Ticki says,  "Aye, Aye!"
Cogsworth says,  "steady now"
Wiffle says,  "Oh!  It's a Yuksar!"
Cogsworth says,  "we're about to adventure now"
Wiffle says,  "I discovered 'at race long ago."
Cogsworth says,  "no use if you fall apart"
Kiaria says,  "Aye, Sir."
Breeana says,  "Do ye ken when relic to retrieve first, Sir Priest?"
Cogsworth says,  "There you go, young lady"
Cogsworth says,  "you'll be alright with me"
Rosebud says, "let me know when ready, yer priestness"
Cogsworth says,  "We wil need the Tome first"
Rosebud says, "Hail"
Cogsworth says,  "It will be found in a library"
Cogsworth says,  "on the second level"
Rosebud says, "All righty!"
Rosebud says, "We'll go lookin'!"
Ticki says,  "Hallway secure"
Rosebud says, "thank ye Ticki!"



Entering the hallway, Cogsworth gets distracted


Cogsworth says,  "Oh I say"
Rosebud says, "aye?"
Cogsworth says,  "isn't there the chessboard here?"
Cogsworth says,  "I'm rather fond of chess"
Iezer says,  "aye there is"
Rosebud says, "I hear there be one, but it ain't near th' library"
Cogsworth says,  "champion of the Academy"
Cogsworth says,  "Lets see that"
Cogsworth says,  "over here I think"
Kiaria says,  "Wait sir!!"
Kiaria says,  "em dusts off Cogsworth"
Rosebud says, "yer priestness ... we 'ave a fine chess set in the Saga tavern"
Cogsworth says,  "The Chessboard now...no harm just a little shaken"
Rosebud says, "perhaps we could play a game once we have th' relics safe?"
Cogsworth says,  "Nothing I can't handle"
Kiaria says,  "Truly sir, it would be ever so lovely if thou wouldst stay near me"
Rosebud says, "th' queen's priorities and all"
Cogsworth says,  "The game of Kings is no worries with the relics"
Cogsworth says,  "They'll wait a minute"
Kiaria says,  "Please, Sir, Stay with me"
Cogsworth says,  "I'd like to see the board"
Rosebud says, "if ye insist ... but please stay back, behind us!  Don't want yer armour gettin' scuffed"
Kiaria says,  "I would so much like to hear of thy heroic conquests"
Ticki says,  "The ooze come up from benith the stones.."
Kiaria says,  "Now that we have a moment alone, my lord"
Cogsworth says,  "I say are you ready in there?"
Rosebud says, "not quite!"
Cogsworth says,  "yes young lady?"
Kiaria says,  "Please tell me of thy heroic battles"
Ticki says,  "Rosebud.."
Kiaria says,  "I would so like to write them down"
Ticki says,  "around the stones is a group of skellies..."
Cogsworth says,  "Well you're an author then?  A teller of tales?"
Kiaria says,  "I am sure many of us would learn from thy brilliance"



The chessboard area is cleared while Kiaria distracts the priest by the stairs


Rosebud says, "sir priest, ye can approach carefully, but not too close - thar be an infestation on th' board"
Iezer says,  "get him in a'fore they come back"
Wiffle says,  "YE presence is requested."
Rosebud says, "sir priest?  the board awaits"
Kiaria says,  "My lord? mayhap the board now?"
Cogsworth says,  "only had a few of our mechanoguards with u"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh hmmm?  Chess?  Not now thank you"
Cogsworth says,  "I think we're here for relics aren't we?"
Rosebud says, "then shall we head to the relics?"
Kiaria says,  "only a few, thou sayest?"
Cogsworth says,  "its a library we need"
Rosebud says, "upstairs, then!"

[Sagacity]

Cogsworth having completely forgotten the idea of chess, the group head towards the library


Wiffle says,  "Silly me.  Me spectacles must 'ave fogged up again."
Kiaria says,  "Only a few, sir?"
Cogsworth says,  "Now lets see....the Tome of Thunder"
Fendayen says,  "Ok"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "well think of that, not even knowing a mechano guard"
Rosebud says, "comin', yer priestness?"
Cogsworth says,  "hmmmm"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Kiaria says,  "of course!"
Wiffle says,  "Ak'anon was built SO much better!"
Cogsworth says,  "different sorts though"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh quite"
Kiaria says,  "Aye?"
Kiaria says,  "A different sort of mechanical man"
Rosebud says, "down this here stairway!"
Cogsworth says,  "Ah there's the demon blade"
Kiaria says,  "Please step carefully sir!"
Kiaria says,  "tis a steep stair"
Rosebud says, "aye, watch th' corners"
Rosebud says, "I gotta walkin' stick if ye wants it, sir priest"
Cogsworth says,  "bit dreary here isn't it?"
Rosebud says, "aye!  needs some nice carpets!"
Kiaria says,  "Tis."
Rosebud says, "this way sir!"
Cogsworth says,  "not good looking for relics in the dark, eh?"
Kiaria says,  "Oh aye Sir!"
Cogsworth says,  "much better"
Rosebud says, "I got \aITEM 1659182822 2099621516:a torch\/a, nae worry!"
Wiffle says,  "It is a strain on the eyes.  I do not recommend it!"
Cogsworth says,  "ah isn't that nice?  A rock garden"
Cogsworth says,  "very quaint"
Rosebud says, "aye!"
Cogsworth says,  "useless but quaint"
Cogsworth says,  "I shall have to tell Penfold"
Rosebud says, "this way to th' library!"
Cogsworth says,  "he will come up with a useful anecdote"
Kiaria says,  "Let us move closer to Rose, My lord"
Rosebud says, "this way sir!"
Cogsworth says,  "I say I think that skeleton smirked at me"
Cogsworth says,  "how rude"
Kiaria says,  "Pardon?"
Kiaria says,  "Oh!"
Rosebud says, "then it shall die"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "No cause for rudeness even in death"
Rosebud says, "thar!"
Wiffle says,  "'at  is quite a feat fo' someone without lips."
Kiaria says,  "Tisn't a smirk; all the undead hath that expression"
Cogsworth says,  "clever blighters"
Wiffle says,  "I will 'ave to investigate someday."
Kiaria says,  "Tisn't their fault, truly"
Rosebud says, "she do have a point, fer an elf"
Ticki says,  "what of the fungus, rosebud?"
Kiaria says,  "SIR!"
Kiaria says,  "Back here?"
Rosebud says, "the fungus?"
Ticki says,  "over here.."
Rosebud says, "hmm ..."
Ticki says,  "Are they dangerous?"
Kiaria says,  "Please move carefully."
Wiffle says,  "Fungus?  Wot's all this rot aboot fungus?"
Rosebud says, "one way to ensure they are not!"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"


The group zone through the floor grate down to the library.  Kiaria again distracts the priest while the library is secured.



Kiaria says,  "My lord Cogsworth?"
Kiaria says,  "Mayhap thou wilt tell me more of thy tale?"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh hmmm about the Vampire Chicken?"
Cogsworth says,  "well it was quite instructional"
Kiaria says,  "thou wert at the part where thou twas young with few mechano men"
Cogsworth says,  "let my order know just how blessed I was"
Kiaria says,  "I am certain tis truth!"
Wiffle says,  "I do say... I keep 'earing voices."
Kiaria says,  "I am sure thou wert verra brave! I would love to hear about that!"
Cogsworth says,  "Indeed this Diabolical poultry had the whole town in its evil sway"
Ticki says,  "hmmm"
Rosebud says, "tha library be near"
Wiffle says,  "Splendiferous!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "hisses"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes what is it?"
Kiaria says,  "My lord!"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Kiaria says,  "Thy hair...a moment"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh!"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh well then"
Kiaria says,  "Tis most important to hae thy hair and armors in perfection"
Kiaria says,  "May I...?"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes, quickly"
Cogsworth says,  "It won't do to have others see"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"



The priest enters the library and heads towards the relic, but meets an unexpected guest.


Kiaria says,  "Oh!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "boo"
Kiaria says,  "Something back here too..."
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "Just a vampire"
Kiaria says,  "Now you were telling me"
Kiaria says,  "About a chicken?"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Iezer says,  "sir cogsworth I think that poor soul needs your blessing"
Rosebud says, "thar be a librarian here ye can consult, sir Cogsworth"
Rosebud says, "come on in, yer priestliness"
Wiffle says,  "Ello nurse, I do believe we 'ave cleaned up as well as we could fo' our friend 'ere."
Kiaria says,  "Of course! thou art a Learned Gnome!"
Rosebud says, "pardon me, yer priestness, the library is here"
Kiaria says,  "Oh.."
Wiffle says,  "All gnomes are learned gnomes o' course!"
Rosebud says, "ye looks like ye needs a good stiff gin, thar"
Kiaria says,  "Mayhap after thou dost collect thy tome?"
Rosebud says, "lookin' mighty pale"
Cogsworth says,  "goodness that thing looks unwell"
Kiaria says,  "Thou wilt continue thy marvelous tale"
Shugo says,  "run cogsworth its dracula"
Rosebud says, "and speakin' the oddest tongue"
Cogsworth says,  "Doctor you might want to see to that"
Wiffle says,  "This chap needs more sun."
Iezer says,  "aye its pale"
Kiaria says,  "Where is the tome??"
Wiffle says,  "I 'ave a cream ye can use!"
Rosebud says, "ave some gin!  does wonders!"
Kiaria says,  "Ah, here is a large book, indeed!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "Blood does just fine"
Cogsworth says,  "yes alright this would be it"
Cogsworth says,  "let me bless this"
Rosebud says, "\aITEM 171204162 -967513212warf Pickles\/a mebbe?"
Cogsworth says,  "it should be safe to be moved now"
Kiaria says,  "Tis done? We can finish thy marvelous tale?"
Cogsworth says,  "Wrap it!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "gnome blood"
Cogsworth says,  "and hand it to me"
Kiaria says,  "Yes Sir!"
Rosebud says, "\aITEM 189553690 1467063681:Gnome Pickles\/a?"
Kiaria says,  "I will harm it not?"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "Four gnomes, hmmm which will be food"
Cogsworth says,  "this will have to be treated before read of course"
Rosebud says, "har, jus' take the \aITEM 189553690 1467063681:Gnome Pickles\/a and be gone, ye mad vanpire"
Rosebud says, "that'll feed ya!"
Wiffle says,  "Grrreetings good sir, pale chap."
Rosebud says, "threaten"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "perhaps High elf blood"
Rosebud says, "(oops)"
Wiffle says,  "I ave been looking fo' volunteers to test me gnomish tinkered fever detecting device"
Rosebud says, "hm... I gotta nice duck"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "blood"
Rosebud says, "duck's verra tasty"
Cogsworth says,  "now....hmmm we'll need the Vessel of Storms"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "duck blood?"
Wiffle says,  "Would ye care to volunteer?  Please bend over"
Rosebud says, "still quackin'!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "want to be a meal?"
Cogsworth says,  "and a bit of tea after I think"
Kiaria says,  "Oh."
Ticki says,  "Excuse me sir...."
Cogsworth says,  "Oh do deal with this fellow"
Wiffle says,  "I know a cousin who is a wondermous dentist."
Kiaria says,  "Tis another relic afore thy story?"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "It won't hurt for long...I promise."
Rosebud says, "I thinks Wiffle be sortin' out his dentures"
Rosebud says, "ye can have them capped, ye know"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "hmmm armor"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "will have difficulty biting through that"
Rosebud says, "and a pair o' nice sunglasses does wonders for tha eyes ... mebbe like Ticki's"
Ticki says,  "Cogsworth...where shall we head next?"
Kiaria says,  "Tis another relic, my Lord Cogsworth?"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "there are cloth wearers"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "you, hobbit"
Cogsworth says,  "step aside everyone"
Kiaria says,  "em glares"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "you look good"
Iezer says,  "oh me?"
Rosebud says, "hey now, no eatin' the halflings"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "Yes"
Cogsworth says,  "Chickens or elves vampires are vampires"
Iezer says,  "aye what do ya need?"
Cogsworth says,  "step away Rosebud and Wiffle wouldn't want you plucked"
Rosebud says, "how about a nice \aITEM 1322595533 27012689:Fried Cucumber\/a?  Juicy!"
Kiaria says,  "MY LORD COGSWORTH WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE NOW!"
Cogsworth says,  "Begone foul demon back to your darkness and Cluck no more!"
Rosebud says, "then let us escort him out!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "and what of you little gnome"
Rosebud says, "this way, yer priestness!"
Kiaria says,  "Ohhh"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "Priestsssss"
Cogsworth says,  "Away away from the light of Brell!"
Cogsworth says,  "there now lets see..."
Kiaria says,  "Thou didst cause him to leap away!"
Cogsworth says,  "Altar?"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "You will be my meal gnome!!!"
Cogsworth says,  "we're not on a picnic here"
Wiffle says,  "e is a wondermous Vampire Chicken 'unter."
Iezer says,  "well done sir cogsworth"
Cogsworth says,  "Rather"
Rosebud says, "vampire chicken hunter, eh?"
Cogsworth says,  "In my youth"
Rosebud says, "well done fer despatchin' him then"
Kiaria says,  "Aye! and a most marvelous Hero of Many Adventures!"
Rosebud says, "now ... to an altar?"


Outside the chapel, Kiaria offers Cogsworth a muffin break while Rosebud, Ticki, and Wiffle secure the area


Cogsworth says,  "indeed the chapel here"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Kiaria says,  "A moment my lord"
Cogsworth says,  "Perhaps I shoud.."
Cogsworth says,  "Yes?"
Rosebud says, "tis clear!"
Rosebud says, "ish"
Kiaria says,  "This way please sir"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Kiaria says,  "Mayhap a muffin?"
Cogsworth says,  "Would you like some help?"
Kiaria says,  "Or tea?"
Cogsworth says,  "hmmm no its not quite time for tea"
Cogsworth says,  "Even underground you must observe the hours"
Kiaria says,  "Ah, some juice then !"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed, I know not what I was thinking, "
Kiaria says,  "Forgive me"
Cogsworth says,  "I have a subterranean chronometer I brought"
Iezer says,  "ineed the hours"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "we have about 20 minutes to tea"
Iezer says,  "that is an interesting piece....wherever did ye get it?"
Kiaria says,  "Ah, of course"
Cogsworth says,  "I take mine with a spot of honey"
Cogsworth says,  "Its interesting you should ask"
Kiaria says,  "Yes, I like mine with a touch of honey!"
Cogsworth says,  "It was a gift to the family"
Cogsworth says,  "A very good clockmaker who was a refugee from Ak'Anon and studied in Kaladim"
Wiffle says,  "NURSE!"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Rosebud says, "ahoy down there!"
Cogsworth says,  "not bad this held up well"
Rosebud says, "this a'way!"
Cogsworth says,  "Ah yes I can FEEL the power of the vessel"
Kiaria says,  "Tis an aura of power?"
Cogsworth says,  "Brell speaks to me"
Kiaria says,  "oooh"
Cogsworth says,  "it is a conduit of energy to the Planes!"
Iezer says,  "brell is still speaking?"
Kiaria says,  "now?"
Kiaria says,  "em stares in awe"
Cogsworth says,  "well in a manner of speaking, its really an avatar transubstantiation thing"
Rosebud says, "I heard voices too after too much Brell's ale one night!"
Cogsworth says,  "but its close enough to church doctrine"
Rosebud says, "were a bit alarmin'"
Kiaria says,  "Oh aye. Of course"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "It was a bit of a tight spot that one"
Rosebud says, "I'm afraid th' chapel looks a bit dangerous"
Rosebud says, "now might be a good time fer tea, yer priestness"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Wiffle says,  "Well, ello 'ere"



The chapel is secured, but Rosebud spots another intruder, and bodies of dead Graycloaks lie around the altar where the Vessel is


Rosebud says, "thar be an odd thing in there"
Rosebud says, "jus' caught a glimpse, but I'm thinkin' i saw some bodies"
Rosebud says, "and somethin' with wings"
Wiffle says,  "Hm?"
Rosebud says, "ye got any holy water, Sir Cogsworth?"
Kiaria says,  "My lord!"
Rosebud says, "i'm thinkin' this chapel might need blessin'"
Wiffle says,  "Curious.  Curious indeed."
Kiaria says,  "thy prowess surely saved them"
Cogsworth says,  "My gears and crankshaft that's a Were bateglet"
Rosebud says, "Arrr!"
Rosebud says, "Avast!   "
Ticki says,  "YARR!!"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "I've killed the agents sent already"
Cogsworth says,  "I've only read of those from the archives"
Rosebud says, "ye wot?"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "Kill them!!!!"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes Kiaria the Holy Water"
Cogsworth says,  "and I think a heather"
Cogsworth says,  "sorry feather"
Wiffle says,  "We aren't not agents, chap.  We are gnomes!"
Rosebud says, "ye bit them?"
Wiffle says,  "RAWR!"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "you are snacks"
Iezer says,  "hmmm"
Rosebud says, "but ye don't know where we been!"
Cogsworth says,  "they can keep it distracted while I ready a prayer"
Iezer says,  "coglesworth?"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "where is the priest!!"
Wiffle says,  "Ye mispronounced 'at.  It's g-n-o-m-e-s.  Gnomes."
Rosebud says, "wadin' around in ooze, ye wouldnae want ta be bitin' us"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes?"
Ticki says,  "What priest?"
Ticki says,  "ya Yella bellied lizard?"
Iezer says,  "I dinna think I ever saw a droag in these part"
Kiaria says,  "My lord!"
Kiaria says,  "What is up there"
Iezer says,  "have ye in all your travels?"
Wiffle says,  "A who wot?"
Cogsworth says,  "well of course not!"
Ticki says,  "No Priests here"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "Don't play coy with me, My lord wants the artifacts"
Wiffle says,  "Is 'at wot 'is bloke is?"
Ticki says,  "Your lord Can go take a sailboar around antonica!"
Wiffle says,  "Just looks ugly to me."
Kiaria says,  "I think thy talents are needed"
Cogsworth says,  "But a Were bat/eaglet you did"
Rosebud says, "well, since ye insist, I'm a priest"
Kiaria says,  "Please, my lord, come this way"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "The ones behind me got in my way"
Cogsworth says,  "They can be gotten rid of eventually, make quite a mess in chapels I'll tell you"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "You are not the one."
Cogsworth says,  "We MUST get the vessel"
Wiffle says,  "We need an 'ero!"
Cogsworth says,  "it cannot be allowed to be tainted"
Iezer says,  "whats a droag doing about?"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "I know you"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "they spoke of you."
Rosebud says, "ye got any ideas what can get rid o' a vampire chicken droag thing?  I done left me spices and me cooking stove at home"
Iezer says,  "dinna sniff me"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "YOU!!!"
Wiffle says,  "Take two o' these and come to me private practice in the Baubleshire in the morning."
Kiaria says,  "NO!"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "give me the artifacts"
Rosebud says, "back off, chicken wings"
Cogsworth says,  "You know I will not!"
Iezer says,  "who spoke of me?"
Cogsworth says,  "I am a holy agent here for justice!"
Wiffle says,  "Artifacts?  Wot artifacts?  THOSE artifacts?"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "why the three on the alter"
Cogsworth says,  "these artifaacts will serve GOOD and truth"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "They fought well "
Rosebud says, "psst ... Wiffle ... ye think ye can help them poor folks?"
Cogsworth says,  "fought well indeed"
Ticki says,  "BOO-TIE!!!"
Kiaria says,  "come with me, my lord!"
Wiffle says,  "Folks?  Hm!  Oh.  Ye know I cannot see up there."
Iezer says,  "droag!!"
Cogsworth says,  "you have no place here anymore"
Iezer says,  "these were graycloaks"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "Were they?"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "seemed like snacks to me"
Cogsworth says,  "Brina?"
Cogsworth says,  "Trina?"
Cogsworth says,  "You dastard!"
Iezer says,  "where are ye from"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "Lavastorm"
Cogsworth says,  "they were pleasant young folks"
Iezer says,  "I need ta know where ta send yer parts"
Wiffle says,  "Looks like I need to write a new prescription.  Hmph."
Cogsworth says,  "unfortunate in their clothing tastes but polite"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "you wish to fight me hobbit"
Cogsworth says,  "Kiaria, the holy water"
Iezer says,  "oh dear"
Kiaria says,  "Yes sir!"
Kiaria says,  "Where?"
Iezer says,  "cogsworth"
Iezer says,  "they are coming back"
Kiaria says,  "Show me, my lord!"
Kiaria says,  "Back here?"
Cogsworth says,  "the way we came"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "Finally"
Cogsworth says,  "the water we went past"
Kiaria says,  "HELP MY LORD"
Cogsworth says,  "bother"
Iezer says,  "get cogs out"
Rosebud says, "Priest!  Get out here!"
Cogsworth says,  "Brell back him to the abyss"
Cogsworth says,  "Brell BEGONE Bateaglet!"
Ticki says,  "I'll show ya fire ya never seen in lavastorm!"
Kiaria says,  "My lord!"
Kiaria says,  "This way, please!"
Cogsworth says,  "Give me the Vessel of Storms!"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "Not many would be brave enough to simply ask for it"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "those are not real people"
Phylok (in droag illusion) says,  "Illusions"
Wiffle says,  "Oh!  Wondermous!  "
Wiffle says,  "Me prescriptions were fins after all!"
Rosebud says, "thank ye, yer priestship!  Let's head ta the door then"

[Sagacity]

The group leave the chapel and head to the armory, after a tea break to refresh Cogsworth



Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Kiaria says,  "Thou wert so BRAVE in there, Lord Cogsworth!"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes, but extreme times call for extreme braveness"
Cogsworth says,  "I feel a bit winded though"
Cogsworth says,  "and it is almost time for tea"
Kiaria says,  "Twas most marvelous good how thou didst stop him!"
Kiaria says,  "Tea?"
Rosebud says, "can ye make it to the armory first?"
Cogsworth says,  "It was a puzzle really"
Kiaria says,  "Tis almost tea time!"
Cogsworth says,  "well it is good to have tea in its proper time"
Cogsworth says,  "perhaps when we get back to the stairs"
Kiaria says,  "Aye, thou art most correct, indeed."
Kiaria says,  "Perhaps over here, my lord?"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Kiaria says,  "I do have some tea, my lord"
Cogsworth says,  "ah very good"
Kiaria says,  "Tis piping hot!"
Cogsworth says,  "You are quite as useful as Penfold, I shall have to commend you to your superiors"
Rosebud says, "tea break!"
Ticki says,  "Hail, A defiled cavalier"
Rosebud says, "anybody wants some \aITEM -1830663774 -1304034257:Gin and Tonic\/a?"
Kiaria says,  "Thank you my lord, Indeed, thou art far too kind"
Wiffle says,  "I do choose me Nurses o' the Day well!"
Ticki says,  "I wouldn't mind a drink there mate"
Wiffle says,  "Brrriliant!"
Cogsworth says,  "its always good to tell people when they have done a good job, you'll go far"
Rosebud says, "that be finest gin, too!"
Kiaria says,  "Is the tea to thy liking?"
Kiaria says,  "Mayhap a touch more honey?"
Cogsworth says,  "very much so, no its quite nice"
Cogsworth says,  "I don't take mine strong"
Kiaria says,  "ah, most marvelous good"
Cogsworth says,  "not good for digestion"
Kiaria says,  "And the muffin?"
Kiaria says,  "To thy liking?"
Cogsworth says,  "yes it is, thank you"
Cogsworth says,  "You realize the last artifact will be quite difficult"
Rosebud says, "ye wants gin too, Wiffle?"
Cogsworth says,  "the vampire the bateaglet....it bodes ill"
Cogsworth says,  "we'll have to be on our toes"
Rosebud says, "well then!  Ready fer the last relic?"
Cogsworth says,  "Very good then"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed!"
Rosebud says, "right this way then yer priestness!"
Cogsworth says,  "Let us gather the last relic "
Shugo says,  "good work guys"
Kiaria says,  "Tis a great wound!"
Rosebud says, "oh my, e's fainted"
Iezer says,  "there is a lesson to be learned about helping other eh?"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh I say...a swoon from the poisonous air here!"
Rosebud says, "ye musta seen more blood than that afore!"
Kiaria says,  "Art thou very well, my Lord?"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Ticki says,  "I did not notice they needed assistance..."
Rosebud says, "we'll head down here now, yer priestness"
Rosebud says, "if ye're recovered"
Rosebud says, "yer priestness?"
Rosebud says, "sir?"
Kiaria says,  "Of course, twas quite a blow"
Rosebud says, "yer relic awaits"
Rosebud says, "if yer feelin' able"
Cogsworth says,  "Of course...I am chosen, the mace of thunder will be fetched"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "Brells brew!"
Cogsworth says,  "many brave souls lose their lives even still"
Kiaria says,  "wilst thou protect me?"
Rosebud says, "hands off th' demolitions expert, ye skeleton!"
Cogsworth says,  "we must be ready for whatver comes"
Cogsworth says,  "Of course!"
Cogsworth says,  "Very soon some evil will waken to protect the mace"
Cogsworth says,  "any minute we could face bodily harm"
Rosebud says, "let's hurry then!"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"



Once again an intruder awaits


Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "yessss get themmm"
Rosebud says, "yer priestness?"
Rosebud says, "yer ugly vampire chicken friend seems ta be waitin'"
Rosebud says, "ha!"
Wiffle says,  "I'm going to 'ave to set ye up with an appointment to disinfect 'at scratch, MIss Rosebud."
Rosebud says, "I'm not scared o' ye!"
Kiaria says,  "Oh!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "ahhh the gnome"
Wiffle says,  "Oh poppycock.  'im again?"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "I told you I would return"
Rosebud says, "he's back fer his dental appointment with ye, Docktor"
Wiffle says,  "Shoulda 'ave left 'im behind with a very long book."
Cogsworth says,  "You did, I should have plucked more"
Rosebud says, "them incisors clearly need some work"
Cogsworth says,  "who has sent you for the relics eh?"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "would you like me to work them on you little gnome?"
Ticki says,  "They must get in the way of ye ale drinkin!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "My massster"
Cogsworth says,  "Your master is too late"
Cogsworth says,  "It is for Qeynos the relics will be saved"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "He will come for them gnome"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "ressst asssured"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "He has commanded me to let you pass..."
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "for now..."
Cogsworth says,  "Foulness and darkness will be driven with the supercharged might of "
Cogsworth says,  "Cogsworth Wizzlebolt!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "Damned your prayers"
Rosebud says, "Gnomes be the blessed o' Brell"
Rosebud says, "and YE be a blessed nuisnace"
Rosebud says, "so begone!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "I be your nightmare!!"
Rosebud says, "really?  the one where there's the shark and th' purple pantaloons, and it's back in Ak'Anon?"
Cogsworth says,  "Lets good vanquish the evil"
Ticki says,  "Nice shot Cogsworth!"
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "aack!!!"
Rosebud says, "or were that the one wi' the fried cucumbers"
Cogsworth says,  "Let it chase the shadows to the darkest cornders"
Wiffle says,  "I remember 'at nightmare too."
Phylok (in vampire illusion) says,  "I will get you gnome!!!"
Ticki says,  "We've got'im cornered!"
Cogsworth says,  "Brells Bless us and wash away the dust and decay"
Ticki says,  "Yarrr!!!"
Rosebud says, "grab th' relic thar!"
Cogsworth says,  "the mace of Thunder!"
Kiaria says,  "Thou art magnificent!"
Wiffle says,  "I could use a little more o' at once in a while!"
Rosebud says, "right!  let's be off then!"
Kiaria says,  "Twas amazing, my Lord!"
Rosebud says, "this way, your priestness"
Kiaria says,  "Thy will, thy blessings, thy powers, thy talents! Vanquished that evil!"
Cogsworth says,  "Yes, welll....Brell and I have a reason to help Qeynos"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed!"
Cogsworth says,  "to help all of you, we are but servants in a way"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Kiaria says,  "Tis beautifully said"


Exiting the armory, Justicar Phylok of the Graycloaks meets the group


Phylok says,  "chancellor?"
Rosebud says, "we'll just be despatchin' this minion, yer priestness"
Rosebud says, "nothin' ta worry about"
Phylok says,  "Iezer"
Iezer says,  "aye sir"
Phylok says,  "I am tracking a Vampire"
Iezer says,  "what can I do for ya justiciar?"
Wiffle says,  "Seems like the elf with the bad dentures left some friends be'ind."
Phylok says,  "Did you see the vampire?"
Iezer says,  "aye we did see one"
Phylok says,  "where did he go?"
Kiaria says,  "My Lord Cogsworth vanquished him!"
Rosebud says, "big, pale, needs dental work, thinks he's a nightmare involving purple pantaloons?  We done seen him!"
Iezer says,  "cogsworth banished him"
Phylok says,  "Really?"
Phylok says,  "Nicely done."
Rosebud says, "aye, definitely purple"
Wiffle says,  "Wot do ye mean 'really'?  O' course 'e did!"
Kiaria says,  "Twas truly a sight to behold!"
Phylok says,  "They are an odd lot"
Wiffle says,  "'E IS a gnome after all."
Phylok says,  "The undead are still restless becareful on your way "
Rosebud says, "most tall folks are, beggin' yer pardon"
Cogsworth says,  "Stand aside citizen we have relics to return to the Queen!"
Rosebud says, "thank ye, if they be restless, we shall be restin' em!"
Wiffle says,  "'at would be... restmore, ayup?"
Rosebud says, "onward and upward!  Death from below!"
Iezer says,  "you too justiciar"
Iezer says,  "ill be headed in fer some ale in the hall soon"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "I'll have to tell Penfold to bring out the amber robe for the feast"
Kiaria says,  "thou hast finished thy story"
Kiaria says,  "About the chicken?"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh ho?  Yes and here I am making more stories"
Kiaria says,  "Twas destroyed thou sayest?"
Ticki says,  "BOO-TIE!!!"
Rosebud says, "arr!  booty!"
Cogsworth says,  "It was destroyed in sooth"
Wiffle says,  "EUREKA!"
Cogsworth says,  "with the pourlty fenced in I could wait for the light to shine forth"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "I managed to pin its pinions and skewer it for the sun to do its job"
Kiaria says,  "Indeed!"
Kiaria says,  "Tunare's sun killeth it?"
Cogsworth says,  "the mechano guards served one last time by helping me pluck it completely"
Cogsworth says,  "thereby removing all power"
Kiaria says,  "and the feathers..?"
Kiaria says,  "what didst thou do with them?"
Cogsworth says,  "Oh aye, Tunares sun, Karanas lightning harnassed by Brell's blessed brains"
Cogsworth says,  "made for the vanquishing of the beast"
Rosebud says, "Avast!  yer priestness!  The way be clear"
Kiaria says,  "Oh!"
Cogsworth says,  "the mechanoguards were lost though"
Kiaria says,  "We should move up, methinks"
Kiaria says,  "oh?"
Kiaria says,  "hm."
Rosebud says, "let's be back to Qeynos now!"
Rosebud says, "er, gettin' back!"
Brynoch says,  "now what to do"
Cogsworth says,  "isn't there a chessboard here?"
Kiaria says,  "My lord?"
Kiaria says,  "Can you read this?"
Wiffle says,  "I don't want to 'ave to admit 'im to me clinic."
Rosebud says, "this way!"
Cogsworth says,  "I say the relics aren't light"
Rosebud says, "yer priestness?"
Cogsworth says,  "Help a priest"
Cogsworth says,  "Thank you"
Rosebud says, "thar we go!"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Rosebud says, "Death from below!"
Cogsworth says,  "I was best at the Academy for fey chess"
Kiaria says,  "whilst I still remember them"
Kiaria says,  "wouldst thou"
Kiaria says,  "Be so good as to escort me to Qeynos, My lord?"
Rosebud says, "this way yer priestness!"
Kiaria says,  "I would so enjoy listening to your story"



The group has now reached the exit hall with the fallen pillar -- almost out of Stormhold safely.  However, an earlier group had been clearing the area and as the group walked past, a guard happened to respawn just as Cogsworth was passing.  As he was level 1, he was dead before the skeletons had even finished spawning.


Kiaria says,  "AHHHHH"
Rosebud says, "he done poked things again?"
Wiffle says,  "Goodness me."
Wiffle says,  "NO I'm going to 'ave to take 'im back to the clinic."
Iezer says,  "I am afraid I will have bad news fer th queen"
Kiaria says,  "Noooooooooooo!"
Kiaria says,  "NO NO NO"
Kiaria says,  "Doktor!"
Kiaria says,  "Please!"
Wiffle says,  "Ye are going to 'ave to 'elp me carry 'im Nurse"
Kiaria says,  "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Iezer says,  "Ill take em back to the city"
Fendayen says,  "sorry"
Wiffle says,  "Make sure ye let the Queen know o' 'is brave efforts."
Wiffle says,  "Such a pity.  Tsk."
Rosebud says, "thar means the relics be damaged aye?  Th' Queen won't want 'em?"
Iezer says,  "I dinna know"
Iezer says,  "all I can do now is hope he blessed them fer this"
Wiffle says,  "I would be glad to offer ye a 10% discount coupon to me private practice in the Baulbbleshire.  Ye might be needing it.  Just... keep it quiet from the press."
Rosebud says, "he were a great one fer blessin' things"
Wiffle says,  "Me publicity is not as strong in Antonica as it was on Faydwer."
Breeana says,  "Oh, dear.  What happened ?"
Rosebud says, "I'm sure he'll recover, them priests guilds in Qeynos got good life insurance magics"
Rosebud says, "don' cry"
Wiffle says,  "We 'ave 'ad a slight... "
Rosebud says, "remember, he done died happy ... full o' good tea"
Wiffle says,  "hmmm... accident."
Iezer says,  "aye well let me carry him back now  *frown*"
Rosebud says, "and ... if th' Queen don't want th' relics ... more booty fer us!"
Breeana says,  "I am most sorry to hear that."
Kiaria says,  "Mayhap thou art correct, Rosebud"
Wiffle says,  "Hmph.  Dear me.  Those are me pappy's coupons."
Wiffle says,  "I should send the valid ones via Express."
Wiffle says,  "Thank ye Nurse!  Ye can be fired now!  Fare ye well."
Rosebud says, "I thinks she got a new career as a page, if nursing don't work out"
Wiffle says,  "Fare ye well all o' ye!"
Wiffle says,  "If ye spare the Queen some o' the more 'orrid details, I won't mind!"
Rosebud says, "except the 'orrid details where we vanquished against mighty odds.  Ye can leave them in"
Wiffle says,  "Yesyes.  Just those 'orrid details o' course."
Rosebud says, "shall we head up ta the entrance?"
Rosebud says, "see if th' Captin be there?"
Wiffle says,  "I was so 'oping to see me visage in the morning paper so I could show it off to all o' patients in me waiting room."
Rosebud says, "we got time ta rob a bank, that's do it too"
Rosebud says, "ahoy capt'n!"
Rosebud says, "Hail, Gneen"
Flann says,  "bout time ya Pirates got back"
Gneen says,  "so Rosie - did ya kill the little preesty guy?"
Rosebud says, "Nay!!"
Rosebud says, "Not personally, anyway!"
Wiffle says,  "Me nurse did it.  I fired 'er."
Rosebud says, "anyway, we's all done plunderin'"
Flann says,  "alright. thank ya, Graycloaks"
Rosebud says, "*whispers* ain't sure if we gets ta keep th' booty since we kinda dropped it by mistake like"
Wiffle says,  "I 'ave coupons to sign and distribute."
Breeana says,  "thank ye all for yer help with the priest!"
Rosebud says, "think I'm swearin' off priests fer now, goin' ta stick with pirates"
Rosebud says, "Well, I hear Qeynos and me rum callin!"