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No good deed goes unpunished

Started by Syllestrae, December 04, 2006, 07:32:57 PM

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Syllestrae

You know where my cellphone is now?

At the bottom of a sewer :p

I noticed there was a manhole cover missing in my neighborhood, so I called 9-1-1 to see if they could have someone come cover it before someone fell in and got hurt.  They said I called the right number, but would have to call back on Monday because on weekends the county crews only respond to emergencies and this won't qualify.

So I went home and got my wheelbarrow to put it over the open manhole (upside down).  I was leaning over, adjusting the wheelbarrow, and my cellphone fell out of my shirt pocket (where I'd put it after calling 9-1-1) and slid neatly into the tiny crack still left uncovered (the reason I was adjusting the wheelbarrow).

Sploosh.

I could still see it down there... like 8 feet down... taunting me.  There wasn't much water at the bottom, and handholds on the sides, but honestly I didn't feel like climbing into a sewer to get the damn thing.  With my luck this weekend, a snake or a giant sewer-gator or something woulda gotten me.

Now I gotta requisition a new phone from work and explain what happened :p

Bah.

- Syll

Lyrima

Oh. My.

Syll.

/speechless

thank you on behalf of all small children ..uh.. anyway?

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Lyrima - EQ2, ESO, now Baldur's Gate 3
Lark - Storm Trooper SW:TOR
Kiaria - Warden EQ2, ESO
Tira l'Arc - Ranger/Healer HZ/ EQ2, ESO
Athen'a - TankArcher AC

Imeriel

A part of me wishes to commiserate on the loss and subsequent having-to-explain-the-loss of a work phone/pager/etc.

The other part is cracking up over the vision of a little cell phone floating in a sewer making rude gestures and screaming ugly phrases in a tiny eensy voice.

Anaris


EQ2: Luxelen, Anaris, Nixabella   GW2: Aramaia.4365

Grimaldo

Now you can taunt people that might be walking by the manhole.  When they're near the hole, call your cell phone from the house.  Make em think and or twitch.  heh

Namae Nai

Pretend your name is 'Timmy' and tell them you fell down in the well. Ask for Lassie.
Namae Nai, Wandering Troubadour, 60,000,000,000$$ reward!

Syllestrae

It's now become an inside joke between my wife and I to sing the Nokia ringtone every time we drive by that manhole.

Zeye

Hey Syllestrae didn't know you were in this guild. Guess you won't be using that cellphone any time soon. Send it to blaxxin when you get it back i'm sure  he could use it.
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Zeye
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Worshiper of Tunare

Syllestrae

Heya ;)

I'm not in the EQ2 guild.  I was in the EQ1 guild and also the WoW one.  When I was playing EQ2, I was on Venekor PvP server :)

- Syll

Lyrima

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Lyrima - EQ2, ESO, now Baldur's Gate 3
Lark - Storm Trooper SW:TOR
Kiaria - Warden EQ2, ESO
Tira l'Arc - Ranger/Healer HZ/ EQ2, ESO
Athen'a - TankArcher AC

Syllestrae

Yeah.  We both still post on the FV boards (EQ1) ;)

Lyrima

do you both post under your board names here?
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Lyrima - EQ2, ESO, now Baldur's Gate 3
Lark - Storm Trooper SW:TOR
Kiaria - Warden EQ2, ESO
Tira l'Arc - Ranger/Healer HZ/ EQ2, ESO
Athen'a - TankArcher AC