The presidents go to Oz

[Bindi]

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard

" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"
 
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."


Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

 
"Well, what do you want?"

 








"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

[Lyrima]

   LOVE it  :laugh: