Who buys this thing?

Mixxi · August 15, 2013, 05:10:45 PM

I cannot imagine what they were smoking at the candy factory board meeting when they approved this thing:

http://www.amazon.com/STAR-WARS-Episode-BINKS-Monster/dp/B0019KDM9G

Rumze · August 15, 2013, 05:11:47 PM

Wow that sent a shiver down my spine.

Talon · August 15, 2013, 06:30:00 PM

If ever there were a lesson in not clicking links on the Saga site, this be it!

I shall have nightmares and I'm not even asleep.

Jasyn · August 15, 2013, 07:23:33 PM

I feel so vulnerable right now.

Mixxi · August 15, 2013, 07:35:30 PM

My younger son's reaction:

"I wonder if they have any of the other characters...."

Rumze · August 15, 2013, 07:47:42 PM

A true star wars fan.
/tips hat

Talon · August 15, 2013, 09:52:45 PM

Quote from: Mixxi on August 15, 2013, 07:35:30 PM
My younger son's reaction:

"I wonder if they have any of the other characters...."

He just wants to kiss Leia ... Or Chewy.

Mixxi · August 15, 2013, 10:08:07 PM

Strangely enough, the name he mentioned was Obi-Wan. I didn't pursue it.

Corsair · August 15, 2013, 10:19:15 PM

What? I bought one of these...the candy is great!

Talon · August 15, 2013, 11:15:54 PM

QuoteWhat? I bought one of these...the candy is great!

I suspect a Jedi mind trick made you think that. Resist, my friend, resist!

Catri · August 16, 2013, 12:08:18 AM

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when a geek's joke idea gets mixed in with serious product pitches......or at least I hope that's the explanation behind this....because if someone pitched this thinking it was actually a good idea.....yeah.

Lyrima · August 19, 2013, 07:36:20 AM

QuoteI didn't pursue it.

Wise.

And just bizarre candy. Happily Amazon is nearly out of stock.

Jasyn · August 19, 2013, 04:55:24 PM

Quote from: Corsair on August 15, 2013, 10:19:15 PM
What? I bought one of these...the candy is great!

Quote from: Lyrima on August 19, 2013, 07:36:20 AM
And just bizarre candy. Happily Amazon is nearly out of stock.

Corsair! You said you bought only ONE!

Talon · August 19, 2013, 08:37:26 PM

QuoteCorsair! You said you bought only ONE!

Well, yeah. If I were Amazon I'd not have more than a few in stock either.

Pedekele · September 29, 2013, 08:42:01 PM

It goes well with other merchandise like Avengers Dildos.
The Hulk one is bestseller

Sroth · September 29, 2013, 09:43:30 PM

Quote from: Pedekele on September 29, 2013, 08:42:01 PM
It goes well with other merchandise like Avengers Dildos.
The Hulk one is bestseller

I clicked the link...

I wish I never clicked that link...

PinkRose · September 29, 2013, 10:48:06 PM

PG 13, people. PG 13.
Though Jarjar borders on the edge of acceptable as well.

Pedekele · September 30, 2013, 09:19:18 AM

halfling nudes, jar jar... i kinda had to post that

Also I'd raise my children to know about these things, but that's another discussion.
over here, we have different censorship, less focused on sexuality more focused on *censored*, but with same issues.

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Who buys this thing?