Yo Ho HO!! I founds ye a pirate boat!

[Sendiwen]

Bahladar busts into the tavern out of breath.  "I founds a way ta get rid of these Gnomish pirates once and fer all!"  Sitting down after grabbing an ale, he looks at Jasyn, "A boat will get rid of em, and Boudeccai and mees found one!  We had ta run off some nasy pirates but Boo and mees took it sailin and I thinks they will likes it.  I broke tha compass though.  I figured we get em on it and send them on their way.  Before they knows it, they be out of sight of land and not able ta come back! I be sure they will find anotha island ta plunder.  Boo and mees had ta leave it docked in tha Sinkin Sands hidden behind one of them Islands, but we managed ta run off tha pirates that had it.  I managed ta make a sketch ta show em!"



Ye think they take the bait?

[Anaris]

*Anaris, normally completely disinterested in all things adventure, perks up and subconsciously wiggles her enormous Elven ears*

A way to get rid of the miniature pirates, you say?  Oh my, why, this must be the best news I've heard all Oceansfull!  Thank Marr!  It was about time!!  Those wretched little runts have made this tavern completely intolerable on Brewday!  I hope they get shipped off to Faydwer, wherever that may be...

*eyes Rosebud and Gneen*

*whispers to Bahladar*  Say, you wouldn't know of a way to ship all the little sub-Elven races out of Qeynos, do you?  Oh, and the Gnomes too, even though they aren't people...  I mean, the Erudites can take over the tinkering, they surely are smart enough....  Banco can stay, he's my pet...  Everyone should have a pet gnome, it's the one without masters or mistresses that need to be shipped off... Population control and all...  Animal services seems to have run out of room...

*nods sagely*

[Sendiwen]

*Turns to Anaris seeing he spoke too loudly*  I am nay sure how ta get rid of all the little fellers.  I thinks most of em are good but them pirates can be quite...umm..annoyin.  I gots ta lock up me stuffs evera night.  Just tha otha day I found a set of armors I had made stolen.  I ends up seein Winthrop runnin around in them, and when I said somethin, he snarled and yelled somethin like mine! mine!! mine!!!!!!

Now fer the Gnomish pirates and gettin rid of em, I hopes they nay good at tinkerin and can figure out ta fix that compass.  If they do, there be no gettin rid of em.  I figures they be too busy plunderin new lands ta ever get around ta tryin to fix it anyways.