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Started by Lyrima, June 26, 2006, 02:12:49 PM

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Lyrima

#40
June 26, 2006, 02:34:32 PM
Pryce:

Pryce leaps over to the table of rejected magical items and frantically sifts through it.

Where is it...?  Where is it...?  A-HA!

Grabbing a ring from the table and slipping it onto a finger, he swivels and brandishes it at the sausage elemental.

Back, demon!  While I wear this ring, you're powerless to harm me!

Now, ah... has anyone seen a certain gem-encrusted spatula?  It'd be quite useful just now...

As if on cue, Katu turns into a schnauser.
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#41
June 26, 2006, 02:35:04 PM Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 04:46:45 AM by Lyrima
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*grabs for the gem spatula under the table*

*stands up*

*slender fingers push the stray hair from her face*

This one, Pryce?

*holds the spatula very still, parallel to the floor* 
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#42
June 26, 2006, 02:35:24 PM
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Yes, indeed, m'lady, that one. Would you be a dear and wave it at the sausage elemental? I'm afraid it's moments away from devouring Jasyn. 
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#43
June 26, 2006, 02:35:42 PM
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Jasyn stares at Pryce and Lyrima blankly as she begins waving the infamous spatula at the sausage-creature.

"Wha? Whad'ya plan on doin' to it? Grillin' it over an open flame!?"

The pile of pork product stares at Jasyn rudely (presuming the facial expressions of sausage elementals have been correctly interpreted here).

"What're ya lookin' at fella? Don't look at me like that!"

He tries a distraction technique. "Oooh! What's that over there?" Jasyn quickly points at schnauser-Katu.




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#44
June 26, 2006, 02:35:59 PM
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*immediately shifts her eyes toward the cute little schnauzer*

Puppy!!

*runs over and pets the schnauzer, completely forgetting there is a sausage elemental on the loose*

*ties a pink bow to the schnauzer's tail, and another one on each little ear*

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Lyrima

#45
June 26, 2006, 02:36:18 PM
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*blinks*

*tries to comrehend what on norrath is going on*

*goes to the bar and grabs a beer*

"So my girl was a llama and ardvark and ostritch" he says to himself. "really cannot leave that gorl alone for a minute"

Spots a nice looking ring on the floor that has rolled away from the pile. "hmmmm, wats this then?" *puts on the ring* 
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Lyrima

#46
June 26, 2006, 02:36:40 PM
Pryce:

At the wave of the spatula, the sausage elemental explodes into kittens.  Not just one, but a kitten for every link of sausage the elemental was composed of.  Jasyn having been under - and within eating range - of the elemental previously, Jasyn is immediately buried in slightly irritated catlets.

Splendid work, Lyrima!  Now, we'd best do something about stabilizing that morphogenic field before it turns into something horrid like rhinoceri.  Now be a dear and don't point it at anything else.  We could have something awful like an ostrich wandering about.

Pryce produces a wand from the sash of his robe and zings the kittens, causing splashes of magic to spray in cheerful rainbows across the room.

The trouble with that spatula, you see - other than that it was originally intended to flip omelets - is that the field is totally unstable.  Whatever is afflicted by it keeps changing form.  Fortunately, those adorable little felines won't be changing form ever again.

Now I don't suppose anyone's seen the brooch that refracts magic...?  Never could find a use for that thing.  Too unpredictable.

And Katu, quite dramatically, remains a schnauser.
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#47
June 26, 2006, 02:37:07 PM
Aramaia
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Kittens!!!

*drops the schnauzer on the floor and runs over to the bundle of kittens*

Oh, I love you, and you , and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, too!

*hugs the kittens and proceeds to decorate them with pink ribbons and bows* 
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#48
June 26, 2006, 02:37:32 PM
Rosebud:

-watches with fascination as Eyeballs, now pickled to the eyeballs in rum, attempts to coordinate not one but FOUR pairs of legs to all move in the correct direction at once-
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#49
June 26, 2006, 02:37:56 PM
Pryce:

Dojaeni, having donned a ring from the pile of rejects, doesn't seem to notice as he turns faintly green and leaves begin sprouting from his hair...
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#50
June 26, 2006, 02:38:22 PM
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Wryn's head tilts to one side slightly as she peers at the changes happening to Dojaeni.

"Um ...dear?" She picks at one of the leaves. "You should...perhaps...take that off." 
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#51
June 26, 2006, 02:38:45 PM Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 04:50:33 AM by Lyrima
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*turns horrified green eyes on the unstable spatula*

Magic! Never could trust the stuff.

*carefully hands the spatula to Pryce*

Take this here thing, Pryce. You needta control it.

Now for the brooch....

*sinking to her knees, the ranger's sharp eyes seek a dissonance on the floor, indicating an invisible object*

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#52
June 26, 2006, 02:39:14 PM
Pryce:

What are you...?  Are you holding something?

Pryce waves his wand and his eyes sparkle.

Ah!  The brooch is invisible.  Well done, m'lady.  I'll take that - thank you - and now, let's see...  We'll need to dig Jasyn out of the cat pile.  Anyone have a fluffy shovel?  Wryn, you'll be in charge of making sure the kittens have homes.  Preferably separately, as there's a very small chance they might form together to become a sort of kitten elemental.

Oh, and Dojaeni, please do listen to your intended.  That ring turns the wearer into a tree.  Possibly useful, if the tree had any way of taking off the ring afterward.

Well, I think that wraps things up quite nicely!  Everything is back to normal, and I think we've all learned a valuable lesson today.

Pryce minces back over to the corner table and continues sorting through the magical jewelry.  If he notices that Eyeballs is drunk as a skunk or that Katu is a still a schnauser, he doesn't say anything.
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#53
June 26, 2006, 02:39:38 PM
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"hmm a tree you say?"

Doja tries to remove the ring from his finger but a knot has formed at the tip...the ring is stuck.

"Oh crap!" rushing to his backpack he begins pulling out all sorts of tools. Finally setting aside a small hacksaw, some sandpaper,a chisle and a few other bits and pieces.

With some quick works he finaly removes the stubbon knot and the ring.

"wonder what type of tree i would be?"

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#54
June 26, 2006, 02:40:01 PM
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*discretely peers over the Ranger's shoulder*

*thinks to herself* I wonder what will happen to that finger when it returns to normal

*glances around for her beloved*

Is there a cleric here..? *looks back at the finger* We might need one soon. 
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#55
June 26, 2006, 02:40:26 PM
Pryce:

You know, you lot really should ask me what they do before putting these things on.  Or perhaps I should invest in some tags.

Now let's see... short of finger removal, how can we...?  Ah!

Pryce suddenly seems to notice that he has the spatula in-hand, so he waggles it at Dojaeni, not noticing that the ranger has just managed to remove the ring.  He doesn't have long to savor his triumph, however, because Doja turns into an only-slightly-leafy gorilla.

...well.  That wasn't the result I had in mind.  I was going for something more like a mouse or a chihuahua.

The Enchanted Lands are known for their packs of roving chihuahuas.  They're a Norrathian staple.  You just haven't noticed them yet.

Well.  This introduces an interesting conundrum.  If I wait for the next transformation, it may come too late, and Dojaeni-gorilla will be a nice redwood tree.  But if I use the spatula again, I could make the situation worse.  Oh, what should I do?

Pryce pauses.

Why is a little sausage dog piddling on Dojaeni?

Eyeballs walks very purposefully into a wall.
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#56
June 26, 2006, 02:40:48 PM
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*picks up the sausage dog and tosses it towards the pile of kittens*

Oh good grief Doja, you're going to be bleeding all over the place...And you smell like an ape!

*bites her lip to keep from laughing as she wraps a bit of cloth around Dojaeni's finger to staunch the blood*

And Pryce dear, why don't you put down the spattula...now.

*glances around at all the cats, the looks at Dojanei*

Can I keep them? Pleeeeease?

*sits down beside the kittens and lets them crawl all over her* 
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#57
June 26, 2006, 02:41:12 PM
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*snarls as he lands amid the kittens, chasing them around the room, under tables and chairs, between the legs of Rosebud, and stops before Pryce, teeth bared and lunges*
 
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#58
June 26, 2006, 02:41:36 PM
Pryce:

Gah!  It's a warg!

(And, below the earth, the Copyright Daemons stir restlessly.)

While the adorable little life-threatening weenie dog pounces, Pryce sparkles and vanishes, reappearing in the corner of the room.  His wand at the ready, he waggles it at the schnauser.  The dog stands there, mesmerized by pretty, swirling lights.

Why, that... that little... beastly... thing!  It seems to - wait.  It seems to hate us all...

Katu?

Pryce wiggles his wand at the dog, casting Dispel Magic.  Katu returns to his normal shape, no longer mesmerized.  Eyeballs, however, is wobbling and puking in the corner.
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#59
June 26, 2006, 02:42:06 PM Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 04:54:32 AM by Lyrima
Lyrima:


Unable to contain her mirth as Pryce puts the final pieces of the puzzle together and returns Katu to his dwarf form, the diminutive wood elf covers her mouth with slender fingers and laughs aloud.

*gasps*

How ya doin' Katu?

Hilarity fills her again as she recalls the very words that allowed Pryce to solve the mystery, "...seems to hate us all..."
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